Tigerlily: ....MARRIE! What did you just do!?!
Linvar: I can't see the dark!
Kaze: Wow, I could easily molest Linvar in the dark!
Lax: Hey! Just because you could see the dark doesn't mean I can't!
Omni Katt:Hmm, I guess you don't. but you can trust me right? I'm not one of the guys.
*Suddenly a large flash of light and Shadow's standing there*
Shadow: I have truly seen hell, and it is fluffy pink bunnies.
Slash: Yeah we read your posts, so how'd you escape.
Shadow: Simple, I couldn't convince them to let me leave since violence and stuff doesn't work there, so I conjured up a dog. The dog began to playfully tear them apart over and over again, eventually they got sick of it and sent me home. So did I miss anything good?
I-DMX: I just destroyed the Sun. Can you do that warp thing again? I'm trying to play Solitaire.
Dot: Hmm... you've got a point. Okay then! Can you give me some Dark Materia please? I'm getting uncomfortable and numb. *Arms still around her chest*
Omni Katt: Omni Katt and dark mistress vs Omni Shadow and I-DMX. This might get interesting. *Tosses the dark meateria at Dot*
Shadow: I don't know, heck just me going omni pushes the seams of reality to their limit. Two omnis might tear reality a new one.
Slash: And you care why?
Shadow: Beats me, let's do it!
I-DMX: Wait, why do I have to fight? I'm a creator, not a wrestler.
Dot: You just destroyed the sun, REMEMBER? We're only seeing because we still have some electricity around. *Catches the dark materia, which in contact with her body it immediately envelops Dot into a dark purple haze, she floats up and closes her eyes as her scales turn ebony dark and she's dressed in only a pale red bikini* *Suddenly opens her red eyes, a large aura of darkness pushing everyone back*
Dark Mistress: *Floats down onto the floor, waving to Shadow as her clawed feet touch the ground* Why hello there. It's so nice to see you again. *Giggles*
I-DMX: I'm not sure I want to fight my sister.
Shadow: Alright, let's do this then, *Erupts in a light blue aura, his eyes glowing a bright blue*
Omni Shadow: Now you'll see what omni power can do when wielded by a master. Behold, my new, and tottaly original attack, SHADORYUKEN! Uppercuts a random orphan, creating a flaming uppercut of blue fire.
Omni Katt: HOSENKATT! *Charges forward with a kick, her legs flashing as she lands a number of punishing blows against the same orphan before kicking it into the air, jumping after it and spinning around like a proppeller before kicking it away with both feet* How's that for a unique attack?
Slash: Oh yeah, tottaly original.
*Capcom*
CEO: What the, I thought they were ripping off of Fox.
Underling: Guess they got bored of simpson puns.
Dark: *mode changes into Impedramon Dark knight mode burst mode, taking out 2 FF7's Ultima Weapons* Double Omnislash! *both swords glow as Dark started to slash everything up 60 times before stopping*
Dark Mistress: Is all this about a boring mortal suffering competition? I thought I was summoned here to fight.
I-DMX: Don't worry Dot, it's not like it'll last forever. Nobody's healing that orphan, and I'm sure he won't last long. *Catches small kidney in his hand and shows it to Dark Mistress* See?
Dark Mistress: Ugh, disgusting. *Waves her claw making the kidney burn into ashes*
Orphan: B-but I need that to live! UGH! *Still bouncing between the omnis' attacks*
Omni Shadow: Be careful not to damage the spine, skull, and intestines. They make a for a great game of tetherball Presses his hands against the orphan, firing off a pointblank Shadoken and shooting it across the room.
Omni Katt: There's seriously something wrong with you. Flips upside down and begins to spin, landing a series of fast kicks on the orphan. Save me the liver, those things are tasty.
Orphan: *Flying through the air* Why won't I die?
Dark Mistress: It has me wondering too. Why doesn't that mortal die? *Sits down on air with her arms folded seriously*
I-DMX: Hmm... *Puts hand to chin to think* OH! I think it's my fault-
*Flashback*
(Hell)
Satan: *With a shovel, plowing through all the ice and snow from I-DMX?s lats visit* Ahh! At last...! The last of snow's gone... now all that's left is to claim the scattered doomed souls that were frozen. Death, would you help? *Silence* Death? Death where in this place are you?! *Looks over to his altar where a large Eiffel Tower made of bones with a skull trapped in its midsection is* BAST-
*/Flashback*
I-DMX: I'm sure the devil will do something about it sooner or later. Let's just enjoy the show for now.