I'm better than you because I just wrote a poem
i'm better then you because writing these lemons are drove me insane.
I'm better than you because my mom makes awesome food ^^
IM better than you because I am wearing two shorts RIGHT NOW!
i'm better than you because i'm working on a poem.....
I'm better than you because I painted my nails RED!
i'm better then you because i know what a brisket tuff is.
I'm better than you because I speak Portuguese
I'm better than you because I have a high tolerance for pain and annoying people.
I'm better than anybody here because I'm me.