im better than you because {insert witty and smart comment here}
I'm better than you because I just got back from driving
im better than you because im to young to drive
I'm better than you because I only have 2 more days until having internet 24/7
im better than you because i already have it
I'm better than you because I have the internet when I'm not supposed to! :D
im better than you because i go on for usually 12 hours at a time
I'm better than you because I have pieces of Netherfury
I'm better than you because now I get to take my computer with me to have faster internet!!
i'm better then you because i have a lurker's card. ( see llearch n'n'daCorna to get you own)