I'm better than you because... you're weirdness will never compete with mine! Bwahahahahaha! :P
I'm better than you because I only have one more week of school... ^^
I'm better than you because I'm already out of school!
I'm better then you because... wait.. no, I'm not better then Crimson! *hug*
Crimson: Hey, you're not supposed to...oh, whatever. *hugs*
Ada: I'm better than you because magic conquers all.
I'm better than you because I stole something!
Disturbed: *with a dark black cape, top hat, and a cheap mustache mask picks up Monica in his arms and runs away with an evil snicker*
I'm better than you... *trips Disturbed, whistles innocently* because I am still standing! :P
i'm better then you because i leap into bed every night
i'm better then you because i continue to grow adding to myself and my power
i'm better then you. face it