I'm better than you because I haven't been placed in Time Out!
I am better than you because I will have a busy weekend
I'm better than you because I set up the internet without calling a service.
I'm better than you because I tons of anime' on DVDs.
I'm better than you because...umm...I can't think of anything right now.
I'm better then you because I'm insane
I'm better than you because I'm drinking Pepsi
I'm better than you because I'm drinking Diet Pepsi. XP
I'm better than you because I'm listening to Rammstein. =p
I'm better than you because I'm not listening to Rammstein!! xP