I'm better than you because I'm having a video chat with Altima.
i'm better then you because i have a vast collection of anime and cartoons at my beck and call
I'm better than you because my name consists of less letters
i'm better then you because i need the bathroom
I'm better than you because I now have a Road Atlas so I can take a road trip
i'm better then you because of the rain >_<
I'm better than you because I don't have to deal with an alcoholic this summer.
i'm better then you because i dream silly stuff. simple
I'm better than you because.....I have..... DD breasts... (wtf....)
i'm better then you because i have flab! *gets it out* phgggghhh!!!!