I'm better than you because I stole your favorite CD
I don't have shampoo... ^_^
I'm better than you because I killed G-man!
I'm better than you because I got a 195/200 on my German project today!
I'm better than you because I'm Exalted with Orgrimmar
i'm better than you because i ate all your grumblecakes.
i'm better than you because i said im better than you
i'm better than you because i have a hot angel digimon to yiff.
I'm better than you because I love furries
I'm better than you because I anthro-ized a wyvern :P
I'm better than you because I just got all the episodes of Outlaw Star.
Crimson: Hurray for Aisha Clanclan!