It's finally here!! A game that is bound to shake up whatever you've ever thought about rpgs!!

Plot: Each game has a plot. The plot of Final Phantasy XXX 2 begins with the penis of Tidus being hard. But when he goes to relieve himself off a cliff, he realizes he doesn't need to pee. Fortunately, a woman called Yuna was randomly around. As thanks of helping him figure out what puberty means, Tidus decides to save the world!!

For all of you who played the original Final Phantasy XXX (I am so, SO sorry...), this game continues 500 years after the events of that game (!!!). Cloud died, as well as all the other destined heroes. So without anyone to help the world, armageddon is near as the cleric with eternal lfie is about to ressurect the long dead evil being... MISTER BIG T....

Features: There are too many things to list what the game has but several noteworthy things include

+ Kingdom ruling minigame! Execute your followers, burn bodies of people infected with plague and make enemies!

+ Sim Pirate mini game! Surely, there's many date simulators. But how many of those lets you seduce a pirate?

+ Unique and first time ever method of gaining skills!!

Did you know?: Final Phantasy XXX 2 won Misao award "This game shouldn't exist" in the year 2005. That's already before the game was even made! Incredible!!

Screenshots:










http://www.givemebeer.caliburgames.com/F...ntasy2.zip

Dear DaD Member,

It is my greatest honor to inform you that you (yes, you) have been selected to attend Furry Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! I hope that you find it in your power to arrive at the school on September 1st, at the start of term. Your owl is expected no later than July 31st.

Sincerely yours truly ,
Headmaster of Hogwarts

P.S. If you want to join this rp you need to go the mixs rp section and create a profile for it do not reply here thank you

Hey everyone,


I want to see if you all can see any point or intelligence in the following situation.

I go into my workplace to ask about my future work hours, when one of my bosses comes at me and starts to lecture me about responsibility and my mindset being off and her workload. I ask what she is talking about and she shows me that I was supposed to work a day and never showed up. Thus bringing me here.

1) I have never been late to or called in sick for a shift
2) I have the highest efficiency rating in my place of work
3) I bring in the most revenue when selling our products.



Besides the above our scheduling system consists of a giant calendar. What. The . Fuck. This is no way to properly schedule a group of 25+ people in any given time. There is no logic here. The business is a little over 6 months old and my boss continues to lecture me on how she expects to stay home and let the business run itself. I'm sorry... but that doesn't happen.. especially in less then a year.

Do you see any intelligence in the system in place here? I don't at the moment.


Also as a side note, she has employed her 2 children at age 10 and 13 to work. Thats nice. But they get paid more then I do, and they are the most incompetent little people I have ever met with the respect and IQ level of a toddler. Why does she bring them back??? They sit in her office and look at cars on Google.. really now.... what the hell... the lady has over 50 applications to look at and 2 "employees" on there asses. constantly fighting, whining, or lounging.



Sorry all, I am a little high strung at the moment :(

So, I'm going to update DAD today and things will resume back to usual flow, I hope. I've been snooping arond the main site and the features and the lemons and etc, etc. I've been too busy with life and things have been real shitty. Here's a low down, as well as some useful info.

- I got and lost a gf I loved to my heart. And next day, she got a new bf. It was a true highlight of my life for sure.

- I lost my job I loved and wanted to stay at.



Angsty afro spiders from Space!! Fuck yes!!

- I do not have powers over the forum at the moment. So please do not pm me about someone violating forum rules, unless I am to be made into admin/moderator on the forums as well which I'd not mind as my schelude is starting to empty up again.

- I tried to get the submissions to the winter contest. It kept giving me errors and I was caught with the horrible vortex known as busy life like all the people holding the author of the month seem to have. I apologize for all who participated for not being able to fill my duty. (As oposed to filling vaginas with semen and blood)

- I am soon ready with my hentai game called Final Phantasy XXX 2 which is in enclosed beta stages now. While not Digimon related (My Digimon game is still in works because I lack the resources), I'm sure you people will have a laugh or two at the wacky antics of Tidus ejaculating over Yuna's face.



Nothing says patriotism like hotdog with an erection over an eagle!!!


So, what did I miss?

EDIT: Damn, is it just me or is the forum as slow as mother fucker?

Just for the people in the RPG's and stuff that I chat with alot. My uncle died yesterday morning so I'm going to wisconsin for his funeral. Joy. I know it sounds cold and heartless to say I don't care but it's because I haven't associated with my Dad's side of the family since he passed away. Hell they didn't write, call or anything when I was stuck in the hospital with cancer. But for some reason we have to go. So I'm getting dragged along and will be gone till about saturday. So 3 days roughly. I'll see you all when I get back.

*puts his tail out after blowing up stuff*

Well, one and all, I have lived a teenage anarchist's wet dream: I have located my father's stash of firecrackers and other such things that go 'bang'.

But alas, imagine my disappointment when I set them all off. Now I have nothing else to play with...

Or do I? Thanks to the lovely, intelligent people at the PyroGuide, the amateur pyrotechnician's Wiki, I have the knowledge to get the resources to start constructing my own amateur firecrackers.

And before you ask: Yes, what I am doing IS legal, because I am create low-class or 'display' explosives. (i.e. nothing with any major explosive force; just incendiary properties) Laws in Canada seem to pertain specifically to the sale and detonation of fireworks, but not so much on their construction. Go figure. :P

I have just finished testing my touchpaper and I am happy to say that it is burning quite merrily, and will go a long way to helping me test my flashpowder once I get all the materials I need.

Anyone else here experience the joys of pyrotechnics? :P

Yaoi sold at Wal-Mart

I think that says enough.

Here's a "contest" where everyone can participate...unfortunately. As a certain theory says, inanimate objects have rebelled against humankind, to get us to our knees, and ultimately defeat us. Those objects that supposedly have no life, but they act as if they did, and were hostile to humankind. It's easy: Tell about the greatest junk you've had.

In my case, here are my contestants:
-A correction pen whose contents started thickening almost immediately, and clogged for good about five hours after I bought it. It was useful only for correcting about four pages.

-Most Bic biros I've had stopped working after a few lines. I also have a handful of Chinese pens that are able to write about a line and then they stop. But if you grab them the next day again, they write another line. However, if you leave them ten days alone, they will write one line alone as well. (Must be an ancient Chinese spell).

-A digital diary that was completely thrashed. It never worked; it had to be exchanged. All it did was to display a whole lot of crazy numbers that blinked, but didn't change no matter what button you pushed.

-An electronic piano with the same traits as the digital diary.

-An incredible offer of glue pens from a shop that was closing...with a twist. I bought lots of them, and delayed a lot to open the blue capped ones, mostly because I don't like the color. And...surprise! All the blue capped ones had been opened, and part of what they had inside was water. Of course, there was no more shop to go and complain.

-An university bag whose handles broke the third time I wore it. Inspecting it, I realized it was sewn with a single file of thread. Now that I've had that experience, I check the sewing in every bag I'm interested in buying....only to discover that all of them share the same disposition. What good is a double sewn bottom when the handles get ripped off?

-A lovely, small black T-shirt with Japanese letters, whose armpits became gray the first time I wore it, light gray the third, and broke (both) the fifth. I still think of cutting the beautiful letters and sew it somewhere else, but the T-shirt itself is impossible to mend.


And now, please introduce your own contestants.

Ok so i don't know if this will do hear but i need help with my firefox. I went to youtube today and tried watching a video, when i clicked on the icon for the video the screen just shows a quick time icon with a question mark on it so I've re-downloaded quick time onto my computer and i still get the same thing.

Any help would be appreciated~!

Can't believe of all people it's happening to me if it is.

I don't know why, but since I started working, I just can't stay dull or inactive for a second even. That's totally opposite, I've been complaining about doing things my whole life as a lazy ass. Yet in these weeks, I've been most servicial about everything, from morning to dusk, I do all the tasks I shouldn't be doing normally.
My normal activities are: Adding commands, being the clerk (When my supervisor isn't here) and counting money. But again, from the opening, to the DAY's close, I'm constantly doing others' jobs because I can't stay not doing anything.

People who chat with me through YIM may know that I take awful amounts of time, comparing to here, there, that's because I sit down to input commands only. If not, I'm at the kitchen moving the heavy things, or helping the waitresses to clean. At the morning I help the tent guys with the parasols, weights and tables, glasses and crystals. The only thing I think I haven't done yet is helping the SPA people! Lol.

Anyway, do you think that this 'I can't stay sitting without working' thing is symptom of being a work-a-holic? Do you think it's wrong?