So, let's get into random discussion! How you feel about farting, especially women farting?

How is it that whenever you wait for a phonecall all day and don't get for a few days straight, give up go out the next day and that person calls finally? Whenever my mom goes out the phone rings 5 times within one minute! By the time i sit down to watch something I have to pause it and answer the phone again and they are always for my mom when she is not home and I was called "mam" a few times right when people hung up!
Well that's my aggrevation what's yours?

YAY FOR THEM one of the reasons i love this forum so much is because the mods and admins rock most forums with this many people on them have jackasses for mods and the admin is never even there

Well.. not sure where this would go, but I think this is about as good of a place as any.. If I'm wrong, then go ahead and move it.. I just don't see it fitting in anywhere else..



Anyway.. This begins with something that isn't good at all, but hopefully the end will be better..

Alright.. so we were on our way home from work, when we decided to go to the mall. When we got there, I happened to see my oldest brother and his son.. I was bout to simply dismiss them from my mind as I usually do when I one of my brothers.. but then I saw Dave (my brother) hit his son, sending him to the ground.. even as far away as I was, I could hear the cracking sound as the poor kid's arm broke...

I stepped in between them, something I would have done anyway, but the fact that it was my nephew gave me that much more incentive..

My brotehr swung at me, and I just let him hit me... Dan on the otehr hand.. ran foreward and hit him back for me.. That was the first time I had ever seen him hit someone without holding back...

Kim called the cops at that point, though she wanted to hit my brother too, she controlled herself well enough.. As a result of this little fight.. after seeing to it that my nephew's arm was taken care of, by driving him up to the hospital ourselves after talking to the cops, I was awarded temporary custody of him since his mom and dad are both in jail for different things...

Next week, we have a hearing to go to.. if it goes well, then I will be awarded permanent custody of Kenny (my nephew.) But no matter what happens, I know that my brother or his drug addict wife will not get their hands on him again.. We know too much about what they have done in the past for them to get off without something happening.. (It also helps that the judge who is handling the case is one of the most open minded people in town.. Kim has dealt with him before.)

I'll let you know how this turns out.. but for now.. I will probab;y not be on very much.. gotta spend some time getting to know him better so that I can do this right.. And I need to make him relax as much as possible.. the doctor was pretty adamant about that one.. So I'll listen.

Happy Birthday dude! grats on the 24 year mark! Make it special and have a ton of fun.


*gives wolfey a cake*




:)[8)


Thanks alot for everything Wolfinator

happy 24th birthday on Friday the 13th!

I wrote this several years ago to DHZ and Hentaiquest as a joke. You can laugh now too, with the help of awesome images.

As some of you know, I have many times stated I don't want to watch anymore digimons. However, upon being bitched about the subject, I decided to watch some of the episodes. Maybe it would enlarge my view upon the Digimons. Maybe it would help me make them more charactized.



I was able to explain the entire Digimon show with this amazing picture! I am truly a gifted person

Before I go in actual show, let's take look upon the hentai. Afterall, isn't it that a series is best explained by it's fans? Gatomon, is a cat. You know, an animal. Humans aren't meant to reproduce with cats or birds. Yet, the internet is FULL of pictures of Gatomon getting fucked, Biyomon having a dildo up her rectrum or other pics like that. I'm serious, what the fuck? Do these people masturbate when they see a squirrel jump from tree to tree? Do they tie up hamsters and hump them? I'm serious, why would anyone draw posing nude animals having sex? We already have Discovery Channel, which has more beastility porn than humanity needs to see.

Or it's about kids having sex or forced to have sex. Now this disturbs me. If you are reading a lemon, manga or anything at any digimon hentai site, they never say "contains pedophilia" yet if it has masturbation, theres warning for that. Should I make conclusion that all who watch Digimon hentai are pedophiles and therefore, won't mind? If theres any other explanation than that, please tell.

Anyway, upon saying that about the hentai department, I'll move on to the actual show. It's always the same. Enter a huge powered evil digimon. Good digimons fail to do anything. Then, one or more digivolve and beat meanie digimon. Victory and happiness to all!

I didn't need to see that many episodes before I figured out that pattern. Another one is that "GOOD ALWAYS WINS" no matter what the odds are. Also, during the digivolves we hear a overly happy japanese Echi Modokai music with "Yadda yadda yaaa yaa yaaaaaaa!" sung at background.

Another thing is, some say Digimons are cute. I disagree, Digimons are not cute at all. Some are even disturbing with WORMS LIVING INSIDE THEIR FOREHEAD!!! (The huge mega vampire who also had a dark head living in it's belly) Now, isn't that just adorable? Then we have wide range of dinosaurs and hairy chewbacca and walrus crossbreeds which I won't even trouble on commenting upon. Two pretty loved digimons are Patamon and Veemon, where Patamon is a flying pork and Veemon being somekind of blue mass hybrid of dragon.

And as closing statement, I now reveal the effects of Digimon to our children.



This is the Destined to save the world. Oh well, we had a good run.

Ok everyone I have been on a movie binge lately,

So I want to know your favorite actor/actress and what movie you think their best performance was. You can have more then one!

Hey guys, today (April the 11th) is Lonely Gabu's birthday! Let's give him a cake and wishes!

Happy Birthday Lonely! May you have a splendid day!



Hope you could eat it right now! It looks tasty doesn't it?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070407/ap_o...ssia_space

Could be the start of a new type of entertainment/transportation. It'll probably only be for the wealthy in my lifetime, but who knows. In a few years, there could be "Space cruises" and vacations on space stations. Sounds interesting.

Yeah, well... I just kinda felt like posting this because well...I wanna see what people think...Mods/admins, feel free to move this if this doesn't fit the forum.

All you gotta do is post your favorite song's name, band, and lyrics(if possible). Also give a brief reason why it's your favorite song.

Mad World-Michael Andrews and Gary Jules(the original band is Tears for Fears)

All around me are familiar faces.
worn out faces, worn out faces.

Bright and early for the daily races.
Going no where, going no where.

The tears are filling up their glasses.
No expression, no expression.

Hung my head, I wanna drown my sorrows.
No tomorrow, no tomorrow.

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dieing are the best I've ever had.
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take.
When people run in circles it's a very, very, Mad World.
Mad World.

Children waiting for the day they feel good.
Happy birthday, happy birthday.

I feel the way that every child should,
sit and listen, sit and listen.

Went to school, and I was very nervous.
No-one knew me, no-one knew me.

"Hello teacher, tell me whats my lesson?"
Looked right through me, looked right through me.

And I find it kinda fuuny, I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dieing are the best I've ever had.
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take.
When people run in circles, it's a very, very, Mad World.
Mad World.

Enlarging your world.
It's a Mad World...


The reason I liked this song was possibly because it fits my life somewhat perfectly. I feel like the black sheep in the school, slightly misunderstood. Maybe it's because I'm kinda weird and very random.