Hey hey, I just wanna tell you I am back. I had a really evil month behind me.

Anyways, glad to be back ^^

As of 12/13/03 at 3:00 P.M., Saddam Hussein has officially been captured. This morning on the news they announced that, after an exorbinate ammount of tests runned, that it was the Iraqi tyrant that they have been searching for. When they found him, he had lost a lot of weight, grown a beard on his face, covered in grime from head to foot, and in short, is looking a lot like a bum picked somewhere off of the streets. Huddled up in a spider hole, armed with only a pistol, he surrendered without firing a shot. Well, I don't know about you, but I've got a feeling that things are going to soon change in Iraq.

Ladies and gentlemen, Saddam Hussein was captured this morning in the basement of a farmhouse in Tikrit, Iraq. Iraq is now officially free after 20 years.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/12/1...index.html

Who would've thought that we could actually capture the bastard, eh?

Now that she was done with her final exams, I was just about to have my first date with my soulmate, a girl with my same loneliness and determination. Then I got a cold, a cold with a fever. I broke the fever by turning my room into a sauna, and I told her that I felt a lot better. She was still afraid of getting sick, so the date was cancelled. This type of luck has pretty much defined my life, which leads to the poll question.

WARNING!!!! Theatrical SPOILERS ahead for Return of the King, or at least I think they are if this is serious...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st...he_rings_4


Now, I've never known YahooNews to make fake joke news, so I have no idea what the fuck to make of this...

...and if it is true, I can't decide whether I love this or hate this...

I just wanna simply know where you're all from...
After Viewing this pls. cast your votes and post a message
saying where you come from.

My dad seems to think money. See, my dad and mom divorced about 10 years ago, and me and my sister were living with our mom. Three years ago I moved in with my dad and my sister stopped visiting my dad's when she got a job. And now they like hate each other, and I told my dad they should talk it out, and he said "There's nothing to talk about, be happy it means that when I die you get more money because she won't get any." And I told him that the family meant more then money and he just laughed at me. Is it so wrong to want my family to be close?

The new album from The Offspring, "Splinter", came out on Tuesday. It's short, but it's good. It's cheap too. I only paid $9.99 at Circuit City. If you want to hear it for free, you can go to this website: http://www.mtv.com/music/the_leak/offspring/splinter/
Clearly, The Offspring are confident that you'll want to buy it once you hear it. It takes a lot of balls for a big-name band to do this. If Metallica had done this with St. Anger, their sales would've been very poor.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud
without a mistake.The average person can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line
from the top down.




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TAKE THAT!!!

points for cleaver title, but i wanrt to get a point accross. I got banned for speaking my mind at #Dad (espernet) and thats a freedom protected my the US conisition. The dumbass ops banned me for that. If we all spoke our minds there, there will be no channel. Now, you wise-ass ops at the channel, kiss my ass! I want my freedom in the channel! Clean up your act.