im new here and i was wondering how do i become a writer i have some ideas

I recently got Scrubs Season One on DVD as a gift. I had never really seen the show and once I watched it I instantly became a fan. Now I take it like I take any new obsession...catch up as fast as possible and buy it all! Which I did, I got Season 2 and burned through it, but I've had so much fun watching it, I'm actually sad that it's over. Is that sad?

I get the feeling I'm bonding with material things more than people...I guess that's because while I work all week and have school, on the weekend my nights are free but I have no one to spend them with.

I actually go back to work so I can do homework without distractions, and so I can hang out with the people working. I'm hitting this stride where all I want is someone that I can go to when I need someone to listen. My best friend was the only person I had left and he moved away. Now I feel like I don't have anyone, so I've started to get along with the new boss at work, he's sort of like a big brother to me, but he's getting a new job. I just don't get along with a lot of other people at work as well as I'd like to, and I don't want to force myself on anyone.

It's only human nature to feel lonely I suppose, I just wish it wasn't so damn painful...I guess I could relate to the show and I want to see things for them turn out fine so I'll have hope for the future...I don't know.

Well hello agian it is me with more pronblems from my dad.
Okay well My dad has been cheating on my mom for a while but i think he might have stopped. Last night he gave me a link to a site to hear something about satanists or something. I went to the link and it was a porn site. I found this funny because now I could do one of two things... tell my mom my dad is giving me porn links and get him kicked out of the house.. OR use this little link as blackmail... then show it to my mom ... i can't decide, although this is making me feel evil .. I might just let it slide but i don't know yet. Any suggestions? ( for the full story on my dad check the "whats eating ya?" forum i went off in there about him)

So I have this female friend, and everything was fine between us back when she had a boyfriend, because I have no interest in her (she's the most annoying person to talk to that you could imagine). She broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago, and now it seems like she's probably interested in me, because she keeps calling me and knocking on my door to talk. Fortunately, as the guy, I'm expected to make the first move, and since I have no attraction to her, I won't be making any moves on her, so I'm all set there. What ticks me off recently is that she was starting to talk about herpes sores (completely randomly) just when I was about to eat my favorite part of my breakfast, so I told her to shut up. Apparently, the tone I used to tell her to shut up was too angry for the situation, and she thinks I should work on that. I told her that this was just my first stage of angry tones, and that my tone actually got much angrier. To summarize, the joke here is that we're not dating, and we never will be, and she's already trying to change me.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/28515845/

This pic is from deviantart as you might guess, this topic is in other forum that I found REALLY amusing to find it there so here's what you can see in it:

Renamon is maybe the most used digimon in unofficial fanarts and fanfictions. But no one is ever asked Renamon's opinion. Now we see what happened when she found some "art" about herself.

Hope you understood the whole idea of this...

<.< >.> Is Renamon nearby?

Well, just that, an informal contest.

My own proposal will go:

We'll hand you lemons alright.

As a birthday gift I'm posting my absolute favorite quiz. Even if you're not so interested in finding out what kind of voodoo mage you are, I guarantee you're going to have fun doing it.
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Hey everyone.

I'm flying out to Boston on Friday morn at the ungodly hour of 0630 for my audition on Saturday afternoon. I'm getting pretty hyped about it. It should be great times. Anyway, I won't be around until sometime later on Sunday.

Wish me many a broken leg! NEC's a tough school to get into.

Have a great weekend, everyone! ^_^

A friend of mine told me of a few of these mistakes his priest made.

(The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday): "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

"Our next song is 'Angels We Have Heard Get High'".

"Don't let worry kill you, let the church help".

"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs".

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar".

I forgot to mention that on Thursday, I signed up to read a ten minute set of poetry as an opener for Regie Cubino at a poetry slam. How is this different from other poetry readings I've done? I'm going to be reading in my campus's Student Union Theater, which is normally used as a giant movie theater, and has a seating capacity of hundreds. I doubt that nearly that many people are going to attend, but I'm inviting everyone I can, and it should still be a pretty decently sized audience, probably my largest ever. I've already picked out my set, and I've started rehearsing.