Kiran - *stops and looks down* Oopsie... almost squished Fred!
Me -
Hehehe...
Renamon - :x Hey! Don't touch me there!
Me - Hahahaha!
Renamon - That's it... GET OF ME, PERVERT! *claws me in face*
Me - Owie... Can I say sorry?
Renamon - *thinks* No.
Me - Pretty please?
Renamon - I said no.
Me - Pwettie Pwease? *best puppy dog eyes*
Renamon - *slaps forehead* Come on...
Me - OK! *tackles her* You smell nice!
Renamon - *majorly angry* Grrr....
Kiran - Eh... I think that's a bad idea...
Me - What? Oh... *removes hands from private spots* Hehehe...
Renamon - *sweat drop* Dolt...
SomeGuyWithRedHair - IN THE NAME OF MEANINGLESS BATTLE!!! *slices at renamon holding shadow with sword*
Shadow: *Falls to the ground with a loud thud* Now what was I doing?
Army of Renamon: DIEING!!!
Shadow: No, I think it had something to do with pie. Or maybe a robot... I GOT IT!! I was gonna build a robot pie!
Renamon: ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! MAX STUPIDITY LEVEL REACHED!! COMMENCING SELF-DESTRUCT!! *Blows up scattering random mechanical parts everywhere*
Shadow: I've discovered their weakness! If they get blown to pieces their powerless! Now how to use that to our advantage.
Slashmon: That's it, I'm joining the digimon side. Anyone that wants Shadow dead is okay in my book.
*dodges the foot and keeps slashing innocent digimon and humans alike with bloodshot eyes and evil laughter*
Fred(or whats still human in him at least): maybe i should stop....NOT
Fred's inner voices: stop this senseless killing now or we will stop it for you!
Fred: OH YEAH THEN STOP ME MUHAHAHA
Fred's inner voices: fine you asked for this.
*suddenly fred stops all movements and falls asleep...but still holding sword like a kid and cradling it*
Shadow: Oh, are we doing inner voices now?
Dark-Shadow: I HAVE RETURNED!!
Shadow: Great, now I have to deal with him along with the Renamon.
Dark-Shadow: ALLOW ME! I COULD EASILY TEAR THEM LIMB FROM LIMB IN A MATTER OF MILLI-SECONDS!!
Shadow: Don't think the Renamon fans would like that. And the last thing we need now is a feud between SDP and Renamon fans.
Renamon: Why is he talking to himself?
Renamon: Not sure. I think he's crazy.
Renamon: I don't deal with crazy people! I'm out of here!
DMX: Don't go sweetie! *chases Renamon* I can change! I can really change!
DMX: *comes back walking through a hole he just made with his claw* No I can't. *grins*
Shadow: THAT'S IT!! We'll win over the Renamon with our superior SDP charm!! *Goes up to a Renamon* Is that a rocket in you're jeans? Cause you're ass is outta this world!
Renamon: GRRRRRR! BASTARD!! *Punches Shadow who goes flying across the room, skids on the ground, bounces back and forth inbetween a door frame a few times, and then flies into a wall creating a large indent*
Shadow: Kay... that was a bad idea.
DMX: How many times must I explain the delicacy of judging back sides, you forgot to mention how easy her tail-hole is visible from here *points at Renamon's butt*
Renamon: *blinks and then turns around, looking at DMX while growling*
DMX: *widens eyes* Whoops.
Renamon: *punches DMX and sends him flying on top of Shadow, making the indent on the ground even deeper*
*dust cloud disappears*
DMX: *cough* well... I *cough* think we are *cough* getting closer *cough* to enchanting them.
Shadow: OKAY!! *Stands up quickly, throwing DMX off him* Let the magic flow!
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Shadow: You know what would look good on you? Me!
Renamon: PERVERT!! *Kicks Shadow in the gut and then elbow drops him*
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Shadow: You don't happen to work at UPS do you?
Renamon: No, why?
Shadow: Cause I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package!
Renamon: *Jabs Shadow in the face, then suplexes him*
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Shadow: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Renamon: *hammer instantly materializes in her hands*
Shadow: Curse you hammer space.
Renamon: *Smacks Shadow clean across the horizon*
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Shadow: I seem to have misplaced my phone number. May I borrow yours?
Renamon: *uppercuts Shadow into the air* I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!! *Leaps after him, wraps her arms around his waist and places her legs across his chest and her feet on his neck* DIE!! *Slams shadow's head 5 feet into the ground*
Shadow: Ribs... broken... organs... bleeding... spleen... useless! *Passes out from major blood loss*
*aparently distracted by an AquaRivamon swimming in a pool randomly placed INSIDE the house*
DMX: *drooling*
Aqua: *waving finger at DMX*
DMX: *walks to pond but stops* Wait... how do I know this isn't a mirage?
Aqua: There's no desert around you.
DMX: Hmm... you girls are too smart.
Renamon: *pushes DMX into the cold water*
DMX: WAAAHH! *falls on the water and then catches a cold*
Aqua: *pulls off the AquaRivamon costume revealing she's another Renamon* This will be funny.
DMX: *comes out as plushy, sticking head out of the water* Uh oh.
*finally wakes up*
Fred: what in hells name happened? *looks around* oh
Fred of light(inner voice 1): think you can handle that sword now?
Fred:? :? ? who are you!?
Renamon #98: who the hell is he talking to?
Renamon #69: who knows...lets take his wallet while he's not looking!
Fred of light: I'm you dumbass! now pick up that sword and try to calm
down when you use it!
Fred: if its just you then how come I here other voices in there?
Fred of darkness(IV 2): its just a figment of your imagination now get going!
Fred: *shrugs* oh well *picks up sword and then thunder and fire wrap around it* cool. *then slices the two renamon that were just right behind them by accident