"you're right! I must get the wet look more often!" *looks around for amelia*
OOC: you just had to ruin that dident you?
"i got nothin" *walks away*
ooc: what can I say? I can be evil!
ic: "what's that green stuff all over you- and why does it smell suspiciously like alien cum?"
"..." OOC: i said in the first post its blood :P
IC: "its blood... i think i still have a few organs in my pockets... 1 sec..."
*pulls a liver, heart, and entestands out of my pockets, than eats the heart*
"mmm.... almost tastes like human. though i do like human a lil more. you want the liver or entestens? otherwise i think thell go bad before i get hungry again. oh and just so you know the martians just wanted me to kill a few guys for them, they figured since i destroyed mars i would be able to handle the 12 others. was easy"
OOC: and thanks for the chance to turn that back the way i wanted... better not screw that up again...
"you screwed them that hard?" Gunter asked in awe. "and those look like testicles."
Wow, fear factor wouldn't touch that with a ten foot poll.
"woah- is that... edible?"
Sure. Just put a little salsa on it.
"I still cant get over the fact that CM intergalactically-fucked the guts out of a bunch of aliens! I'm jealous! and how would you know those aren't testicles? the alien anatomy is so much different from ours! I should know, I've moleste- I mean- studied them!"
<.< >.> *throws a pillow at Gun*