Dude... I thought the one who needed glasses was Seit... the kitchen is there *points at door just besides Shadow* I'm not hungry anymore, but you can get me five cakes and three bottles of whiskey... *has a flashback*
Doctor: Stop being a fucking alcoholic bastard! You have to stop drinking!
DMX: Why?
Doctor: *sigh* for the seventh time... you'll die if you keep drinking like that.
DMX: Hmm... okay, so how much can I drink?
Doctor: Two bottles, you can't have three.
DMX: Great! I'll remember that.
*end flashback*
I mean... bring me four bottles of whiskey, I can't have three.
"Kay I'll be back." *walks to the fridge* "lets see... Whiskey, cake, huh," *pulls out a small tubberware bowl* "What's this? Fugu? Never had it, I bet it's good." *Walks back into the room* "okay heres the food," *sets the cake and whiskey on the table* "Enjoy." Shadow sat down on the floor and started eating the fugu* "Hmm not bad." *continues eating*
OOC: Not sure how many people know but fugu is a dish served (not legally i think) in japan. it's puffer fish, and VERY poisonus.
Narrator: Will the fugu be what destroys Shadow? Will Zeph ever get that couch replaced? What has happened to the orphans who got the pizza? All these questions...
Shadow: Didn't I destroy you in the intro thread?
Narrator: Wasn't me.
Shadow: No matter. *Blows Narrator into a million McNugget sized chunks* that never gets old.
OOC: Fugu isn't illegal, it's served as a 'food for brave ones' because of the fact that if the chef which makes it isn't careful with the spikes which contain the venom, the customer dies(duh) and anyways... why didn't you leave me at least half of that guy? I hate narrators...
IC: *grabs bottles of whiskey and starts drinking down two of them quickly* me likes alcohol...
???: HA-HA! I can now reveal myself- I am the one and only-
*jumps in through closed window, bounces off.*
???: hold that thought. (puts on a helmet.)
*Crash!*
???: (stands up and throws helmet on the floor) Velmont Tristan VanCrimson! Bwa-hahahaha! Gunter's evil brother!
Vel: (well, not THAT evil- I DO litter every now and then- and walk on the grass, jay walk, strip in public areas...)
OOC: Strangle children, drown puppies, hide the remote. Really sick stuff.
IC: Whoot! Smashing stuff. *Rams head into a nearby wall* AHHHHHH! I HIT THE STUD!
I WILL STRANGLE YOU!!!
*Strangles Vel*
*is on the ground,dazed*...ONE MORE THING!....eye of newt.
*not in his right mind*....ONE MORE THING!...claw of lizard...