"umm... with all that alchahole in the kitchen wile its on fire why hasent anything exploded yet?"
*hears a large explosion from somwhere in the house*
"there we go!" *continues to eat hotdogs* "everything tastes better with rabies!"
*Gunter comes out of bathroom with nothing but a towel*
"Hey, I think I broke your- Crap! what the hell happened here!?" Grabs a cellphone, dials a number. "Amelia- code blaze-code blaze! lock on to my signal! -NO! -wait... of course not- I do NOT molest animals! get your ass over here, or I will have you SINGED. -huh? what do you mean 'coffee break'!? this is a freakin' emergency! good, I expect you to be here before the place burns to the ground. thank you, bye." Clicks the phone off- and choppers could be heard- the house is then flooded with water, dousing the flames and cleaning everything else, then a Specialist team of V.I.L.s storm into the house, drying and repairing everything, then restocking the fridge. fifteen seconds later, they storm out, saluting Gunter.
"Good job people." Gunter said.
Hey, you are welcome, I'm always up to no good. *drinks whiskey* *spits out* Man! The whiskey turned into water!!
*just bleeding*...FOR THE LOVE OF.....OF....well.....HELP ME!!.....i will haunt you guys for the rest o your lifes!
"bah there goes all my fun... owell!"
*takes pillow out of case again and starts beating Gunter for ruining my fun*
*grabs another bottle, water inside* dammit... someone go to the fridge!
Shadow: *checks the fridge* nothing but water, *punches a nearby wall that opens up revealing a fully stocked bar* SWEET! Zeph was holding out on us, *runs into the surprisingly large room and hops over the bar* Who want's a flaming Shadow? *grabs a couple of liqour bottles* okay, I saw them do this on a tv show once *pours the liqour in a line down the bar* now, *lights it and it goes up in flames in a line making a cool show* now how did that show end? Oh yeah this is when the zombies came in and... uh oh. *realizes he has no clue how to put out fire* Okay brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. But help me out of this and I can go back to killing you with alchohol.
Shadow's brain: TSUKANDANTTE SHIBBORITOTE! ZERO SA SO DAYO!
Shadow: Great he's still speaking Japanese! YOU'RE NO HELP!
Okay... this is starting to get confusing... Gunter! Help us!
Shadow: *crawls up in the fetal position* SAVE ME JEBUS!! SAVE ME!!
Shadow's brain: Zankoku na tenshi no youni.
Shadow: SHUT UP!!
Shadow's brain: DEETO!! Ni sasotte kudasai na koukyuu himawari RESUTORAN!!
Shadow: I still wanna know how my brain is able to speak Japanese when I can't.
Shadow's brain: Ashita ha kitto ii otenki dayoo.
"bah i dont want this place to burn down again!"
*goes to the fridge and grabs a couple of bottles of water, opens them, and starts pouring them over the fire*
"there all better, o and to get your brain to speek english you should try some coctails. maybe that will work"