*still hiding in bathroom*
"hmm... i wondder how long the line to get in here is..." *opens door slightly to see if theres a line ans sees a soda can fall near him* "uh oh" BOOM!
*gets covered in poprocks and soda* aw crap... need a shower now *locks self beck in bathroom*
I got ya covered Gun. *pulls out two small prescription bottles from his pocket* You want Oxycodone or oxycontin? I'm telling ya right now, 2 oxycontins and you won't know which way is up.
Gun wakes up for a bit. "Wuzza?" he asks in a dizzily.
*comes out of the bathroom* "eww... i still feel sticky. dont do that again!"
*throws a pillow at Shadow*
*gets smacked in face by pillow* WELL I WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU HADN'T PROVOKED ME! *reloads another can of soda, this time with two packs of pop-rocks* INCOMING!! *Pushes Cas back into bathroom, throws the can in with him and holds the door closed*
"crap!" *jumps in bathtub and closes cirtains* BOOM! "woo! it worked! im ok!* *gets out of tub and tackles shadow, runs to kitchen, grabs two sodas from the cooler i brought, shakes them, and sprays shadow*
I'm faster than that *switches on TV and it shows a soda fight*
wobbles into the kitchen- turns on the tap- and splashes himself on the face with water.
"Woah- that pillow must be made of concrete or something..."
Great now I'm gonna need a bath, and it isn't even the first of the month yet. You wait right here. I'll be back, *runs out the door and over too his house, grabs a nearly 4 foot long water gun and runs back* Say 'ello to my lil friend. *brandishes the Super Soaker CPS 2500 and hoses everyone within the 200 foot range down* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No that's not a good evil laugh, how about: BWAHAHAHA. Yeah that'll work.
"Nice." Gunter said from behind the couch, just barely avoiding getting his precious 'do wet.
*runs to his sleeping bag and pulls out a nine foot long customized watergun*
"hehehe... say hello to my good friend, the hydro-Equalizer magna aqua destroyer MK. 10.99 series 5000!"
***
*everyone including gunter is flooded out of the house.*
"oops- I got carried away...literally." *chuckles cheerfully.*