OCC: It had to be realistic... but... oh well...
IC: *sigh* Like always... good guys are always hurt... and stupid people attempt suicide without actually knowing what they are doing *grabs Seit and delivers him near the phone* go on, call the hospital.
*eats a hotdog* yummy. The rabies give them flavor. *notices he's still on fire* uhhhh, shouldn't this hurt?
Shadow's brain: Spoon sun follows couch to death.
Shadow: you make a good point. *rolls around on the ground accidently setting fire to the rug*
OOC:its was a small gun.O.o
IC:thanks...*cough cough*asshole*grabs phone,dials 911*Yeah...its Seit...no....its a gun this time...yeah...shot me..from inside me...30 mins to an hour or its free?....ok...ok...bye*hangs up*.....this is going to suck..
Hey, what are friends for? *looks on Shadow* not again... how many times I told you not to ask your brain for details! It never helps, right brain?
DMX's brain: The number you are dealing does not exist, please try again later.
DMX: Oh well... we need some more beer anyways... *drinks more beer* is someone actually going to save Seit or Shadow? or it will have to be me?
Shadow: I'm good, Rolling around put out the fire on me *continues roasting hot dog* You hungry brain?
Shadow's brain: !!!DLIHC NAMUH NROBNU NA FO TRAEH GNITAEB LLITS EHT EM GNIRB .SEY
Shadow: Uhhhh, is that a no?
Shadow's brain: !!DRATER UOY
Shadow: I need a translator.
Hmm... this will help for sure *hands Shadow his can of beer*
Shadow: Thanks. *chugs beer while hanging upside down so it reaches his brain faster*
Shadow's brain: .LIVE FO NWAPS EHT SA ,HTARW YM LEEF LLA LLAHS UOY .REEB EREM A YB DEPPOTS EB OT LUFREWOP OOT NWORG EVAH I ,AHAHAH
Shadow: SPEAK ENGLISH CURSE YOU!!
I think we are going to need whiskey... that way, he'll talk French at least... *runs to table with some bottles and then comes back with seven bottles of whiskey* you can't have three! you can have only two of them! or four! but not three! *hands one bottle to Shadow and starts chugging the others down*
Shadow: *Chugs 4 bottles of whiskey*
Shadow's brain: Fumikomu ze akuseru kakahiki wa nai sa sou dayo!!
Shadow: Great now he's speaking Japanese. Wait, how did he learn japanese?
Shadow's brain: Mosureru ashi dakedo mai yori zutto sou tooku he.
Shadow: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?
Effect of whiskey, try champange, he might learn another language *grabs champange bottle from cupboard near the kitchen still on fire* *drinks down champange* hmm... it's a little hot, want it anyways? *hands bottle to Shadow*