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Thanks. I wanted to add in the picture I had there originally too but there wasn't enough room. I also thought about using this one for a laugh but decided against it incase anyone found it offensive.

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It's still funny as hell though.
Gun: LOL- poor Hinata!
Velmont VanCrimson Wrote:Okay- THAT'S IT- I don't care if you're handicapped- I'm going over there- and I'm going to RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!

Leave Gun alone...pwease? *all adorable puppy eyes*
Gun: You heard the hot- sexy- er- CUTE girl!
Man I feel left out, I have only walked in on one person.

I can't believe you found Vel in a church, where was he confession box.
Wow awkward moments huh... well lets see I have quite a few.. well here they go!

1) Me and my two friends were walking down the hall and there was a kid eating all alone. One of my friends asked him why he was all alone and he replied that he wasn't good with being around people. Well I had to jump in and I said that if he wasn't good my friend could give him a nice spanking. My friends pulled me away and informed me that he was mentally challenged...

2) Me and Misty went to the movies to see Scary Movie 4. Since it was a half day or something there were only 2 people besides us in the theatre. After much encouragement Misty went behind the two people ( girls) and made a loud and awkward growly noise. It was hysterical

3) While at a super huge mall called " Gurnee Mills" with a bunch of my friends we went into the Hot Topic ( naturally) and we were browsing. We had a girl with us names Angie who is the most innocent and naive person I have ever met. While in the clothing section we found a leather whip. Angie picks it up and says, " This is for Sex!" it was hilarious.

4) Also at Gurnee Mills we were in the food court eating lunch and I spotted the number to the McDonalds Comment line. Well I am a big fan of stand up and one of my favorites is Dane Cook. I called the line and started saying awkward things like, " The pickles!" and " Special sauce all over my body..." we couldn't stop laughing

5) Here is a recent one, while at the Rondevouz with Misty, One of the merchants made a comment about all the girls have at least 3 knives on them. I was behind her and she was facing away from me. Before I know it she pulls out a dagger and stops about an inch from my ... ahem.. and my first thought was CASTRATION!! Then we walked away and then later she came up behind us with another dagger and said that she still has one more. I asked her, " Where the hell did that come from???" she responded, " Wouldn't you like to know ;) "

Well that is all I can remember .. more coming soon
Daggers, leather whips, and spankings, interesting life you live in Wisconsin.
rorancrystalwolf Wrote:Wow awkward moments huh... well lets see I have quite a few.. well here they go!

1) Me and my two friends were walking down the hall and there was a kid eating all alone. One of my friends asked him why he was all alone and he replied that he wasn't good with being around people. Well I had to jump in and I said that if he wasn't good my friend could give him a nice spanking. My friends pulled me away and informed me that he was mentally challenged...

2) Me and Misty went to the movies to see Scary Movie 4. Since it was a half day or something there were only 2 people besides us in the theatre. After much encouragement Misty went behind the two people ( girls) and made a loud and awkward growly noise. It was hysterical

3) While at a super huge mall called " Gurnee Mills" with a bunch of my friends we went into the Hot Topic ( naturally) and we were browsing. We had a girl with us names Angie who is the most innocent and naive person I have ever met. While in the clothing section we found a leather whip. Angie picks it up and says, " This is for Sex!" it was hilarious.

4) Also at Gurnee Mills we were in the food court eating lunch and I spotted the number to the McDonalds Comment line. Well I am a big fan of stand up and one of my favorites is Dane Cook. I called the line and started saying awkward things like, " The pickles!" and " Special sauce all over my body..." we couldn't stop laughing

5) Here is a recent one, while at the Rondevouz with Misty, One of the merchants made a comment about all the girls have at least 3 knives on them. I was behind her and she was facing away from me. Before I know it she pulls out a dagger and stops about an inch from my ... ahem.. and my first thought was CASTRATION!! Then we walked away and then later she came up behind us with another dagger and said that she still has one more. I asked her, " Where the hell did that come from???" she responded, " Wouldn't you like to know ;) "

Well that is all I can remember .. more coming soon

Actually, I believe it was SWEET AND SOUR sauce all over my body.
Yes it was sweet and sour sauce but I was trying to relate it to McDonalds and I remembered a commerical that boasted " special sauce" on the Big Macs
haha, now i want MickeyD's.
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