06-09-2006, 01:34 AM
06-09-2006, 01:35 AM
Vel doesn't need to get drunk!
06-09-2006, 05:13 AM
i've never been drunk-but i'm young so i have an excuse.
Ok, i've got a new one, and this one i wasnt there for, but Epsilon told me about it:
Ok, y'all know how i went over there monday/tuesday. So, y'know, me and Epsilon were screwing around, and I was ontop of him, humping him through his clothes. Only, the covers were over us, so you couldnt see we had clothes on...So, i didnt notice that his mom was in the dorrway-she just came in and left real quick.
After I left-she went in his room and told him what she saw.
Epsilon: *jaw drops* i uhhh..she was..
dad: C'mon, you kow she couldnt have been doing that, she doesnt even know about that yet!
Ep: Yeah-she was...jumping on me? Y'lnow-its fun to jump on squishy people.
and heres an old one (still me, ep, and his mom)
It was like, 5 AM, and me and Epsilon were sitting on his bed. Not doing anything. Just talking, and so, he gets up and turns off the lights and shuts the door, because he was planning on doing something bad. Rght after he shuts the door his mom opens it and starts lecturing us.
Me: we werent doing anything! I swear! Look at how far apart we are!
Epsilon: We were-uhh-watching the sunrise!
The worst part about it is that Epsilon has a giant sheet covering his window. we couldnt watch the sunrise if we wanted to.
Ok, i've got a new one, and this one i wasnt there for, but Epsilon told me about it:
Ok, y'all know how i went over there monday/tuesday. So, y'know, me and Epsilon were screwing around, and I was ontop of him, humping him through his clothes. Only, the covers were over us, so you couldnt see we had clothes on...So, i didnt notice that his mom was in the dorrway-she just came in and left real quick.
After I left-she went in his room and told him what she saw.
Epsilon: *jaw drops* i uhhh..she was..
dad: C'mon, you kow she couldnt have been doing that, she doesnt even know about that yet!
Ep: Yeah-she was...jumping on me? Y'lnow-its fun to jump on squishy people.
and heres an old one (still me, ep, and his mom)
It was like, 5 AM, and me and Epsilon were sitting on his bed. Not doing anything. Just talking, and so, he gets up and turns off the lights and shuts the door, because he was planning on doing something bad. Rght after he shuts the door his mom opens it and starts lecturing us.
Me: we werent doing anything! I swear! Look at how far apart we are!
Epsilon: We were-uhh-watching the sunrise!
The worst part about it is that Epsilon has a giant sheet covering his window. we couldnt watch the sunrise if we wanted to.
06-09-2006, 02:52 PM
awkard moments....um.....
It was in the middle of the night and my friends thought I was sleeping which I wasn't, I cant fall asleep in someone I dont know at all, after all this person was to my old best friend, a hated enemy I didnt trust here....So she began to rub his crotch underneath the corner and she went underneath giving him a blow job...The funny thing is my friend noticied I wasn't asleep and asked " Do you want her to do you next?"
I looked at him pretending I was still asleep....
He said, "Dude she likes sucking cock, come on you'll know it would be fun."
I said nothing...I didn't know her that well....I continued to "be asleep" the moment they made sure I was asleep they started making love underneath the sheets.....I thought to myslef thank God but they started their naughty conversations and it was funny I could barely breathe...
She says" O come on, baby I know you want me you cowboy.."
He says, " Let me corale you."
She says. "Ive always liked in the barn."
He says, "I want to fuck you on the the saddle."
She says, " Hard enough to make the cows moo bitch."
He says, "As hard to make the hay talk."
She says, "I want you to milk me and call me a cow."
He says. "You naughty cow, how would you liked if I milk you."
She says, " O yeah, you can play with me all night to morning."
He says, "I'll fuck you like the your animal."
She says, "Fuck me, I want to moo."
I couldn't hold it ...I started to laugh to their dismay...I yelled to them in the process leaving the room.... "I think I am better off leaving before the cow becomes a mooing disaster." I couldn't stop laughing...I went into the next room and fell asleep....
The same morning they asked me if I had seen anything...I told them that their barn ritual was safe with me........
It was in the middle of the night and my friends thought I was sleeping which I wasn't, I cant fall asleep in someone I dont know at all, after all this person was to my old best friend, a hated enemy I didnt trust here....So she began to rub his crotch underneath the corner and she went underneath giving him a blow job...The funny thing is my friend noticied I wasn't asleep and asked " Do you want her to do you next?"
I looked at him pretending I was still asleep....
He said, "Dude she likes sucking cock, come on you'll know it would be fun."
I said nothing...I didn't know her that well....I continued to "be asleep" the moment they made sure I was asleep they started making love underneath the sheets.....I thought to myslef thank God but they started their naughty conversations and it was funny I could barely breathe...
She says" O come on, baby I know you want me you cowboy.."
He says, " Let me corale you."
She says. "Ive always liked in the barn."
He says, "I want to fuck you on the the saddle."
She says, " Hard enough to make the cows moo bitch."
He says, "As hard to make the hay talk."
She says, "I want you to milk me and call me a cow."
He says. "You naughty cow, how would you liked if I milk you."
She says, " O yeah, you can play with me all night to morning."
He says, "I'll fuck you like the your animal."
She says, "Fuck me, I want to moo."
I couldn't hold it ...I started to laugh to their dismay...I yelled to them in the process leaving the room.... "I think I am better off leaving before the cow becomes a mooing disaster." I couldn't stop laughing...I went into the next room and fell asleep....
The same morning they asked me if I had seen anything...I told them that their barn ritual was safe with me........
06-09-2006, 07:03 PM
Hmm... You know my boss right? My would be "girlfriend"?
Well... after our last date (and I ended up in intensive care), it stormed hard, and as usual, she made me spend the night with her(NOT IN HER BED OF COURSE).
So as usual, I took the couch, which was rather comfy for me... it was... nice...
So anyway, I woke up only five hours after I slept- I felt someone moving my shorts- but I didn't move. I opened an eye- and SHE was there, sitting down beside my thigh, she was apparently trying to pull the garter down my shorts... I felt hot- so I whispered "Psst- try pulling the string"
She screamed, and blushed... and... hehe.... I slept beside her after a bit of talking...
Sigh... It was sweet... YET awkward.
Well... after our last date (and I ended up in intensive care), it stormed hard, and as usual, she made me spend the night with her(NOT IN HER BED OF COURSE).
So as usual, I took the couch, which was rather comfy for me... it was... nice...
So anyway, I woke up only five hours after I slept- I felt someone moving my shorts- but I didn't move. I opened an eye- and SHE was there, sitting down beside my thigh, she was apparently trying to pull the garter down my shorts... I felt hot- so I whispered "Psst- try pulling the string"
She screamed, and blushed... and... hehe.... I slept beside her after a bit of talking...
Sigh... It was sweet... YET awkward.
06-10-2006, 01:43 AM
*falls down laughing at LG's story* omg-hahahha
and Gun-thats cuuute.
and Gun-thats cuuute.
06-10-2006, 01:53 AM
Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:So anyway, I woke up only five hours after I slept- I felt someone moving my shorts- but I didn't move. I opened an eye- and SHE was there, sitting down beside my thigh, she was apparently trying to pull the garter down my shorts... I felt hot- so I whispered "Psst- try pulling the string"
She screamed, and blushed... and... hehe.... I slept beside her after a bit of talking...
Sigh... It was sweet... YET awkward.
Congradulations on a aquiring a girlfriend (although that is somewhat creepy).
06-10-2006, 02:38 AM
Heh- she tried to vheck out my- goods. AND she was feeling my abs- sigh... I wish I could get her as a girlfiend... she's cool... plays with knives.
06-10-2006, 03:58 AM
At this point, I don't think you'd have any troubles.
06-10-2006, 04:19 AM
Are you kidding me? I'm in bed. Stuck.