*stares blankly* oh wow....a penny...one whole cent. *rolls eyes* lol jk
Shadow: Fine then! *Presses pinky to mouth* ONE GAJILLION DOLLARS!!
Audience: *Gasps*
Auctioneer: Sir that isn't a number.
Audience: *Gasps*
Shadow: Oh. In that case *Puts pinky to mouth* ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!
Damn...I didnt know i was worth that much...and i dont want to be sold to Dr Evil...he scares me. hes all pale and evil.
Don't worry, Doctor Evil is probably the only movie star who I'm actually better looking than.
2 Million!!! I want her!!!
Hmm...2 million...going once...
<_<
>_>
*random voice*
Going twice
SOLD!
*dances around*
yesyesyes!!
Quote:Going twice
SOLD!
*dances around*
yesyesyes!!
Noooo! now what am I going to spend my money on. I quess I will just go donate it to some charity now.