Guess what day it is?

[Masquerade]

Wow, that's surprising. XD Happy Birthday!! Umm....I guess you can have 22 virgins, and you don't have to worry about blowing any buildings up for me~~

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Happy frickalistic birthday to you, Crimson!! I brought you 22 eggs!

Prowl: Eggs? Of all the stuff we coulda' gotten him on shopping day, you bought him eggs!?

-Did I mention they were eggs that TOTALLY WARP REALITY TO THE OWNER'S CHOOSING EACH TIME HE/SHE BREAKS ONE!? 22 Eggs of Primordial Godly DOOM!! *produces a set of oddly apple shaped eggs*

Prowl: Now where the hell did you buy- no- forget that- With your monthly income? HOW the hell did you buy those!?

[Somewhere in Olympus]

Eris: *screeching* SOMEONE LIKE, STOLE ALL MY TOTALLY GNARLY GOLDEN APPLES!! That's like, TOTALLY not hot!

[Crimson Fox's Birthday]

Mnm... that's not important.

[GabumonFan]

Happy birthday. *shows up with 22 pedants* oops, misread that note. Well for now you get nothing sorry.

[Yumi]

Happy Birthday!!!!

Nikki: Starts baking

Yumi: Gets the drinks

You birthday Prescent is a 22 chocolate cakes and 22 massive bottles of Vodka. But don't eat them and drink all at once, you don't want to be sick!

[fred_18_2008]

happy belated b-day, here is a gift certificate to...well, whatever you scribble down and the black price, just no asking where it came from. <.<;;

[Crimson Fox]

*lol* So many replies. Let's see...

I demand that I throw you an Aquarivamon!

Kyosan: *launches a Lurea dressed in saucy ribbons and cake at the fox* Air mail cake!

Lurea; EEEEEE-

Crimson: *catches Lurea as they collapse on the ground covered in cake* Oh, sexy and delicious. Thanks, buddy!

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy birthday, dear Crimson Fox
Happy Birthday to You!

And here is a cake for you!

Thanks! *stuffs his face full of cake*

Happy Birthday Crimsie

Thanks, Yoosei! *hugs her*

Crimson: What, no gift?! /joking

Happy birthday Crimson. *Throws you a bound and gagged Freya Crescent* Careful she bites. Very hard. And often.

Heh, that was a funny song. Thanks, dude.

Crimson: So hawt... *hugs the bound Freya Crescent tightly* Hehe, we're going to have so much fun when we get home. <3

I'd get you 22 Vook clones, but I think there'd be a nuclear explosion from the intense concentration of sexy in such a small place.

*lol* That's okay. Thanks, dude.

Crimson: I would never be able to satisfy that many Vooks! D:

Happy Birthday!!!
Your present is this>>>
Absolutely NOTHING!!!
lololololololol.
Actually if you want a present, I could write a lemon for you.

Nah, you don't need to write me anything. Thanks, dude. :P

Dot: *Wearing cute fake chef suit* We have finished! *Rolls in a table with a huge chocolate cake decorated with whipped cream and strawberries* We got you a happy birthday gift, Crimson! I still haven't told my brother, so it'll be safe to ea- *Cake falls apart as DMX falls off the dessert, cheeks full of cake stuffing*

DMX: Never though chocolate and strawberries would taste so good.

Dot: *Smacks her forehead* Now we know why we had to wheel it in instead of carrying it...

Crimson: *picks up a large piece of cake that flew off when Mar burst out of the cake* Mmmm, this is really good. Thanks, Dottie!

*runs 22 swords into the ground* Where shall we begin?

Crimson: I don't even know what we're doing. :P *picks up a sword and swings it around playfully* Ah, deadly weapons, a classic but awesome gift. Thanks!

HAPPII BASUDAYYYYY~~

You can have 22 shots of vodka, and if you're still standing afterwards, then i'll be impressed and i'll buy you a hooker. <3

Crimson: Let's do it! *downs a vodka shot and passes out*

Zorromon: Lightweight. *facepalms*

Wow, that's surprising. XD Happy Birthday!! Umm....I guess you can have 22 virgins, and you don't have to worry about blowing any buildings up for me~~

Crimson: *drools as he sees the 22 virgins before he pulls a curtain over the scene* Heheh. XD *several sounds of pleased ladies fills the air*

Happy frickalistic birthday to you, Crimson!! I brought you 22 eggs!

Prowl: Eggs? Of all the stuff we coulda' gotten him on shopping day, you bought him eggs!?

-Did I mention they were eggs that TOTALLY WARP REALITY TO THE OWNER'S CHOOSING EACH TIME HE/SHE BREAKS ONE!? 22 Eggs of Primordial Godly DOOM!! *produces a set of oddly apple shaped eggs*

Prowl: Now where the hell did you buy- no- forget that- With your monthly income? HOW the hell did you buy those!?

[Somewhere in Olympus]

Eris: *screeching* SOMEONE LIKE, STOLE ALL MY TOTALLY GNARLY GOLDEN APPLES!! That's like, TOTALLY not hot!

[Crimson Fox's Birthday]

Mnm... that's not important.

Crimson: Cool, thanks! Let's try it! *he breaks an egg which causes several dragoness goddesses to surround him* Oh yeah, this will work just fine.

Happy birthday. *shows up with 22 pedants* oops, misread that note. Well for now you get nothing sorry.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Nikki: Starts baking

Yumi: Gets the drinks

You birthday Prescent is a 22 chocolate cakes and 22 massive bottles of Vodka. But don't eat them and drink all at once, you don't want to be sick!

Crimson: Yay! More vodka! *drinks more vodka and eats the cake before he passes out again*

Zorromon: *whistles innocently as he steals some of Crimson's vodka*

happy belated b-day, here is a gift certificate to...well, whatever you scribble down and the black price, just no asking where it came from. <.<;;

Crimson: :P Alrighty. How about $22 for Best Buy? Then I can go buy Dead Space. XD