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It's my birthday! :P I'm now 22. I command you all to bring me 22 presents! /joking
I demand that I throw you an Aquarivamon!

Kyosan: *launches a Lurea dressed in saucy ribbons and cake at the fox* Air mail cake!

Lurea; EEEEEE-
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy birthday, dear Crimson Fox
Happy Birthday to You!

And here is a cake for you!
Happy Birthday Crimsie


Happy birthday Crimson. *Throws you a bound and gagged Freya Crescent* Careful she bites. Very hard. And often.
I'd get you 22 Vook clones, but I think there'd be a nuclear explosion from the intense concentration of sexy in such a small place.
Happy Birthday!!!
Your present is this>>>
Absolutely NOTHING!!!
lololololololol.
Actually if you want a present, I could write a lemon for you.
Dot: *Wearing cute fake chef suit* We have finished! *Rolls in a table with a huge chocolate cake decorated with whipped cream and strawberries* We got you a happy birthday gift, Crimson! I still haven't told my brother, so it'll be safe to ea- *Cake falls apart as DMX falls off the dessert, cheeks full of cake stuffing*

DMX: Never though chocolate and strawberries would taste so good.

Dot: *Smacks her forehead* Now we know why we had to wheel it in instead of carrying it...
*runs 22 swords into the ground* Where shall we begin?
HAPPII BASUDAYYYYY~~

You can have 22 shots of vodka, and if you're still standing afterwards, then i'll be impressed and i'll buy you a hooker. <3
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