Charlie: Thanks?
Gun: (shakes head.) this is WAY too much for me- ack- what are you-
Colleen: 'old still will you!? I'm trying to 'andcuff you to the bloody bench!
Gun: ouch! -watch it you bitch- OUCH!
Charlie: Colleen- take it easy! he's my owner!
Gunter: -wait... aren't you the road rovers?
Colleen: oo's the bitch now, eh?
Gunter: CHAR-LIE- for cryin out- OUCH! help me for christ's sake- gungh! h-hey! keep your stinkin' hands away from there-
Colleen: -and off goes the pants! (pulls pants off.)
Hunter: (eyes bug-out) H-hey- why is my face all over your boxers!?
Gunter: So I have road-rover boxers! I'm a fan, so sue me! -OW!
Blitz: do you have one of me?
Gunter: Du-te dracului! ...well- yeah- but that's not the point!
Charlie: ooh- he's pissed.
Blitz: What? What did he say?
Charlie: he said- 'Du-te dracului! ...well- yeah- but that's not the point!'
Blitz: hahaha, but what does- do-teh-drku-what ever mean?
Charlie: oh! It's romanian for " go to hell"
Blitz: oooh, such a temper!
Gunter: you'd be pissed too- if a freakin' collie was trying to rip your arms off!
Colleen: ah shaddap! (tightens hundcuffs)
Gunter: ouch-
Hunter: uh- colleen? what are you planning to do with him?
Colleen: ha! di'in't you 'ere what I said, Huntie-Wuntie? I'm goin' ta dominate 'im. I saw it on the telly.
Hunter: telly?
Gunter: it's- *grrgh* english for *grgh* TV.
Hunter: oh. (chuckles) -what do you mean by 'dominate'?
Colleen: where's me whip?
Gunter: (handcuffed to the bench without any pants) Hunter... Charlie- you're good dogs, right?
Hunter: Yeah- we're heroes!
Charlie: yeah- I'm a good dog! (wags tail)
Gunter: then please don't let Colleen dominate me- I'm alergic to bondage and whips.
Colleen: allergic? HA! you 'aven't seen anything yet, luv! (runs into HQ)
Gunter: Charlie- you've gotta' help me out-
Charlie: huh?
Gunter: You're a road rover- right? so that makes you, a super hero, right?
Charlie: yeah-
Gunter: super heroes have powers, right?
Charlie: uh-huh.
Gunter: -and they use those powers for good, don't they.
Charlie: yup.
Gunter: wait- what's your powers?
Charlie: Super Howling, Super Strength, Super Sniffing, Super Hearing and Super Sexuality.
Gunter: nice- about the super strength, could you- WHAT? repeat the last one!?
Charlie: uh- super... sexuality?
Gunter: say WHAT!?
Charlie: I can make anyone I like horny- aroused- and stuff like that. I discovered it a long time ago- but... I think I may have 'accidentally' used it on colleen.
Gunter: damn- FIGURES. how do you do that? can you reverse it?
Charlie: like this- (eyes glow green for a split second).
Gunter: I don't feel anything.
Charlie: of course not- I only showed you a glimpse of it-
Hunter: Charlie- I never really noticed... your owner's got a nice butt- it looks so tight...
Gunter: (eyes bug out) CHARLIE- WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Charlie: (nervous) I swear- I didn't mean to-
Hunter: hey- I'm on his boxers- cool!
Gunter: (!?) hey- don't touch that-
Hunter: (pulls boxers off) wow-
Gunter: wait- that's my underwear!
Hunter: you know what- I'm hungry... I'm going in for some syrup- (runs inside)
Gunter: Charlie- get me out of this, you dolt!
Charlie: -uh -I can fix this! hold on-
Gunter: no- wait-
Charlie: (eyes light up blue for a split second)
Gunter: did... it work?
Exile: I am smelling strange smellski- (sniffs at gunter's briefs)
Gunter: CHARLIE!
Charlie: Sorry, Sorry! I'm not really used to my powers yet!
Exile: Bolshoi- suddenly I am having urge to get bottle of lubeski! wait here comrade! (runs into HQ)
Gunter: three- that's THREE rovers out to have their way with me! forget reversing the effect- GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Charlie: Wait! I'm sure I can get it right-
Gunter: Charlie- NO-
Charlie: (eyes glow yellow for a split second)
Blitz: Strange- I have the isane urge to bite your owner's tooshie-
Charlie: Blitz- wait-
Blitz: (rips Gunter's underwear off with his teeth)
Gunter: BULLSHIT-
Charlie: AH- GUNTER!
Blitz: oh- nice tooshie- hmmm... I don't know why, but I want to get some toys, I'll be back, Ja? (runs into HQ)
Gunter: THAT'S-FOUR!!!
Charlie: One more time- I promise!
Gunter: Charlie- No!
Charlie: (eyes glow white for a split second) did it work?
Gunter: it had better-
Shag: (mumbles something incoherent, then runst into the HQ)
Gunter: okay, what did he say?
Charlie: (luaghs nervously) uh... he wants.... to go and get... feathers?
Gunter: shit! godamnit it charlie- why don't you just break the handcuffs!?
Charlie: uhhh... I can't.
Gunter: Why not!? you've got super strength! Snap them in half or something!
Charlie: er- I know... but... well... you see... (nervously scratches his head.)
Gunter: YES?
Charlie: Those Handcuffs are brand-new! and they belong to Colleen!
Gunter: (bangs his head on the bench)