Rules of this one are:
*all sex scenes require at least 1 fetish.
*you can RP by yourself if you want.
*meh, anything else goes-
*yaoi, yuri, bi and straight are allowed.
*must have a fetish.
IC:
Starts:
Walking dogs in the park, one's a husky, the other's a retriever, a german shepherd, a rottweiler a doberman pinscer and a collie. I sit down on a nearby bench for a rest. the dogs sit down and stare at me.
Gunter: What?
(panting)
Gunter: yeah, we're all tired, that's why we're sitting.
OOC: more later!
retriever: (sniffs Gunter curiously.)
Gunter: what?
Husky: (sniffs Gunter too.)
Gunter: hrm....
German Shepherd: (sniffs Gunter's crotch)
Gunter: (eyes widen) Crap- what are these crazy dogs doing!?
(suddenly- they all run off in the same direction- dragging Gunter along with them)
Gunter: What the fuck- AHHHH!!! HEEL!!! STAY!! SIT- OUCH!
(the leashes had somehow become entangled- and were tied to his arm)
(Barking)
Gunter: Stay- OOF! -stay-OW! -sta- OUCH! St- urgh- sta- THUMP! (hits head on tree and is knocked unconcious)
(Gunter opens his eyes, and discovers he's no longer in the dog park, there were computers everywhere, and he was lying down on a metal table.)
Gunter: *groan...* where in satan's name am I?
???#1: Comrade! he is upski!
???#2: e's up? already? wa's the ma'er?
???#1: I am thinking we used too little of the knockout gas!
Gunter: who are you? where are my dogs?
???#3: whoah- I would not have predicted this!
???#1: comrade- he is up- what are we doing now?
???#2: 'Huntie- e's supposed to be asleep till tomorrow!
Gunter: what the fuck is going on?
???#3: uh- Woof-Woof!
Gunter: hold it right there! (falls off metal bed.) you're the dogs I was walking earlier! -the hell- you're standing!
???#3: sigh, ya got us.
Gunter: where the fuck did you take me!?
???#3: Rover HQ, I'm Hunter. Nice to meet you.
Gunter: But I meet you everyday- and your name's Ricky- isn't it?
Hunter: well, that's what my owners call me, but my real name's Hunter.
???#1: Hello comrade, my name is Exilo Mihalokovitch SanHusky.
Hunter: Exile for short.
???#2: -well, I'm colleen. good to see ya luv.
Gunter: (stares at colleen) I didn't know dogs had boobs.
Colleen: (fumes) Well aparently, they do.
Hunter: (whispers) watch out for her- she's got one heck of a temper.
Gun: okay, it's been nice and all, but I really must be going- OOF- Knocked out.
***
Gun: (wakes up) groan... where am I...
Somewhere in the HQ park- Gun wakes up-
Hunter: sorry about that- we had to keep you... contained.
Gun: why?
Colleen: because we 'ave plans for you. (pulls out a leash)
Gun: what are you going to do with that?
Colleen: oh- I'm going to dominate you.
Gun: WHAT!? hell no- I'm getting out of- ack! (bumps into someone brown and furry) okay, who's the wiseguy- y-you!?
Charlie: Hi Gunty!
Gun: what the fuck happened to you!? you- you're walking- you're talking- you're-
Charlie: Squirts some water in his mouth)
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Gun: Unusually hot for a dog-