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The best burn ever
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Just because I don't really start that many topics, I feel that I should get to for this one. It's new topic worthy.

Okay, so as most of you know, I was on tour with six other people, one of which was a blond soprano that I despise more than words can adequately describe.

We seven were all eating at a pizza place in a west coast port town called Port aux Basques when the subject of getting high on tour. The baritone and the stage hand were talking about how fun it would be, and all of us except the blond soprano agreed that it would be sublime.

She turned up her nose and said, "I've never done any drugs in my life."

I raised my eyebrow at her and quipped: "Yeah, you're body's a temple."

The baritone wiped his mouth with his serviette and said: "Oh c'mon. You've definitely put worse things in your body than pot. I bet you can ever remember some of their names."

I laughed out loud.
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The best burn ever - by senjuro - 06-13-2006, 02:01 PM
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