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Just because I don't really start that many topics, I feel that I should get to for this one. It's new topic worthy.

Okay, so as most of you know, I was on tour with six other people, one of which was a blond soprano that I despise more than words can adequately describe.

We seven were all eating at a pizza place in a west coast port town called Port aux Basques when the subject of getting high on tour. The baritone and the stage hand were talking about how fun it would be, and all of us except the blond soprano agreed that it would be sublime.

She turned up her nose and said, "I've never done any drugs in my life."

I raised my eyebrow at her and quipped: "Yeah, you're body's a temple."

The baritone wiped his mouth with his serviette and said: "Oh c'mon. You've definitely put worse things in your body than pot. I bet you can ever remember some of their names."

I laughed out loud.
lol that was pretty good, any others.
Lol- is that like- calling her a slut!? Lol! ...What's a baritone?
omg! hahha...That must've been awesome.
Ohhhh, insults!! These are always fun.
I'll try to remeber that.

Baritone sings somewhere between Bass and Tenor. That's the best defintion I can really give. Unless you want me to break that down.
Burns don't come any better than that, but I'm pretty sure I've delivered some equal ones. Still, illegal drugs are usually not such a good idea, and she probably would have had some more names to forget if she had toked.
Yeah, that's like a joke I did once. If she said her body is a temple, I'd say, "Yeah, open to everyone." But that is a high class burn.
LOL!! Nice one Mr. UnknownH!! (Burns are insults, right?)
It's basically a very apt comment about a part of someone's life of which they are ashamed, and is usually delivered after the person says something about how a previous comment doesn't apply to them when it actually does.
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