07-05-2009, 09:51 AM
Why there isn't one of these yet, I have no clue.
But,
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.
Here's to barbecue, drunks playing with volatile explosives, bikinis, girls, girls in bikinis, explosives, and celebrating the freedom of your country by blowing up a small part of it.
Okay, so maybe the past eight years kinda...sucked. But we Americans here can't forget the good times. So, if you're legal(you should be), down another beer and light off some more bottle rockets. Maybe aim them at people for what my dad calls a "Bottle Rocket War".
...so, enough from me. What do y'all plan on doing/did(depending on when you read this) on this day, America's Birthday.
...personally, I slept all day, and I'm going to work tonight. Meaning no fun with alcohol and explosives.
But,
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.
Here's to barbecue, drunks playing with volatile explosives, bikinis, girls, girls in bikinis, explosives, and celebrating the freedom of your country by blowing up a small part of it.
Okay, so maybe the past eight years kinda...sucked. But we Americans here can't forget the good times. So, if you're legal(you should be), down another beer and light off some more bottle rockets. Maybe aim them at people for what my dad calls a "Bottle Rocket War".
...so, enough from me. What do y'all plan on doing/did(depending on when you read this) on this day, America's Birthday.
...personally, I slept all day, and I'm going to work tonight. Meaning no fun with alcohol and explosives.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
