I am a comic genius

[m335h73r]

You didn't know? Well apparently I must be, because stupid little AOLer bitches keep IM'ing and no matter what I say their response is LOL. I had no idea I was so god damned funny. It all started a couple weeks ago, when some chick got my screenname of this website. Her profile said she was 18, but it turned out she was only 16. I didn't know any better, and she was cute so I made the mistake of IM'ing here back.

AOLer: hi
ME: Hello
AOLer: lol hi
ME: Can I help you?
AOLer: I saw u on Gaia. I sent u an email
ME: You did, did you? Oh, that's right.
AOLer: lol, yea, u seem cool
ME: Well thx
AOLer: lol
ME: How old are you? You look young.
AOLer: 16 u?
ME: Too old to be talking to you.
AOLer: y? I talk 2 older guyz
ME: I'm 26 (not really, but that's what I say, when dumb bitches IM me)
AOLer: my last bf was 32

- Where the fuck is that block button? This chick sounds like BAD NEWS waiting to happen -

AOLer: soooooooo...
ME: Sorry, I'm not sure how to converse with a 16 yr old chick. I haven't been 16 in quite awhile.
AOLer: just tak like u wuld talk to nE1 else LOL

- Not wanting to be mean or discriminate, I went along with it -

ME: OK, do you like music?
AOLer: LOL, yea
ME: Ok, if you could meet any musician or group of musicians, who would it be and why?
AOLer: LOL In Flames
ME: Ok, but why?
AOLer: Because there great
ME: But why are they great?
AOLer: cuz there cool
ME: But why are they cool?
AOLer: LOL cuz there music is good

-Getting extremely frustrated-

ME: But why is it good?
AOLer: cuz it is

- m335h73r has signed off -

A week goes by and I'm thinking maybe she got the hint. Sure, I could easily block her, but who am I to crush the dreams of a 16 year old?

AOLer: HI
ME: (I know I'm going to regret this...) Hello
AOLer: HOW R U??!!?!? OMG LOL WE SHUD HANG OUT SOM3TIEM!!1! OMG