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You didn't know? Well apparently I must be, because stupid little AOLer bitches keep IM'ing and no matter what I say their response is LOL. I had no idea I was so god damned funny. It all started a couple weeks ago, when some chick got my screenname of this website. Her profile said she was 18, but it turned out she was only 16. I didn't know any better, and she was cute so I made the mistake of IM'ing here back.

AOLer: hi
ME: Hello
AOLer: lol hi
ME: Can I help you?
AOLer: I saw u on Gaia. I sent u an email
ME: You did, did you? Oh, that's right.
AOLer: lol, yea, u seem cool
ME: Well thx
AOLer: lol
ME: How old are you? You look young.
AOLer: 16 u?
ME: Too old to be talking to you.
AOLer: y? I talk 2 older guyz
ME: I'm 26 (not really, but that's what I say, when dumb bitches IM me)
AOLer: my last bf was 32

- Where the fuck is that block button? This chick sounds like BAD NEWS waiting to happen -

AOLer: soooooooo...
ME: Sorry, I'm not sure how to converse with a 16 yr old chick. I haven't been 16 in quite awhile.
AOLer: just tak like u wuld talk to nE1 else LOL

- Not wanting to be mean or discriminate, I went along with it -

ME: OK, do you like music?
AOLer: LOL, yea
ME: Ok, if you could meet any musician or group of musicians, who would it be and why?
AOLer: LOL In Flames
ME: Ok, but why?
AOLer: Because there great
ME: But why are they great?
AOLer: cuz there cool
ME: But why are they cool?
AOLer: LOL cuz there music is good

-Getting extremely frustrated-

ME: But why is it good?
AOLer: cuz it is

- m335h73r has signed off -

A week goes by and I'm thinking maybe she got the hint. Sure, I could easily block her, but who am I to crush the dreams of a 16 year old?

AOLer: HI
ME: (I know I'm going to regret this...) Hello
AOLer: HOW R U??!!?!? OMG LOL WE SHUD HANG OUT SOM3TIEM!!1! OMG

well mr. bouching boob advatar apon your return you cenrtanly have found a retard I mean really freak ass bitch good thing banning them

I can see what she meant. While reading your dialogue with her, I honestly laughed so hard that I currently have tears under the corners of my eyes. Then again, I laugh the hardest at situational irony and death threats, and this was both. You're probably wondering how this was ironic. The more you threatened her graphically in your efforts to get her to stop liking you, to get her to think that you're not funny, the more she liked you, and the funnier you became. I thought what you said was pretty funny too, and if I were in her position instead of mine, I still would've laughed my ass off.

By the way, I'm a real comic genius. Take a look at my quote thread for some good ones, but my classmates know my true wiseass potential. Take it from me, you also have some damn good comic potential.

yeah it is stupid isn't it and I'm funny too just look at anything I said

I completely forgot that I was a part of here, until someone on my other forums posted some Digimon Yaoi... then I was like... :shock: HOLY SHIT! what's going on in the Digidomain?! and now I'm back...

Now, I know most humans are stupid, because their common sense is that of a hamster food pellet, but this is just horrible. I couldn't stop laughing. She was sooo fucking stupid. The ending had to be my favorite part.

15 posts an I'm loved...

IT'S A NEW RECORD!!! 8) :D :shock: