11-25-2003, 03:21 PM
The One Caron Wrote:People don't hate Massachusetts because they allowed gay marriage.
They hate Massachusetts because it sucks.
Homer Simpson, I quote: "Awwwwwww! They stuck us at Taxxachusetts!"
(Episode when they went to Japan)
Actually, it's only people from Massachusetts who hate it because it sucks. The rest of the country hates Massachusetts because we always fuck up the system. After all, we were the ones who dumped the British tea into Boston Harbor, which pretty much forced the rest of the country to rebel against England. And we were also the first state to outlaw slavery.
Actually, there are certain parts of the country that don't even know that Massachusetts is a state. They think we're just part of New York.