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Eragon Movie
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Actually, it was rubbish.

The lead actor is the same guy from the black hole of crapiness that was Stormbraker, and he still hasn't coordinated his hair and eyebrows. The villians had great actors, but quite frankly the writing screwed everyone over and I can't see why they agreed to the parts. The names were awful: D'alak T'uin and what-not. I only know one name from the film, and that's the tiitle character's. Oh, and Sophia's because her's is vaguely sencible. I daresay it might be a good book, however this film is not great for anyone who likes a plot that is entirely linier. In other news, I did like watching a topless blonde in leather trousers. If you want too see it, my suggestion is just curl up with some TK/Veemon couplings or something, because you could spend the time you're in the cinema doing something else, like watching a funny, intelligent, or exciting film.
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Eragon Movie - by Gabumonfurry - 12-17-2006, 07:19 AM
[No subject] - by DragonMasterX - 12-17-2006, 08:00 AM
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[No subject] - by Herr Mullen - 12-18-2006, 10:25 AM
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