11-01-2006, 05:42 AM
DragonMasterX Wrote:Now he has the bronze medal :PQuote:I really didn't mean to impress people. Just competing with Wise
Well, you are competting with Wise, it's impressive for me.
Quote:Ever tried inserting whole hand? That may break your record again, ho ho.Since I'm a virgin, it would break something but not my record.
Quote:Go ahead, try and beat my record of hitting the ceiling while sitting and then we can talk.Since women ooze cum, I don't think women can do that. But it would be interesting to see.
Quote:I mean no one can beat Gunter though so I mean If I recall from other threads he had beaten me by 10 or more...Yeah....Gunter. Since, like I already said, he either is a big liar or has a "magical anatomy", he's out of the contest.
Quote:*claps* impressive zeph, ive never done more than 4 on a zephscale... *hangs head in shame* and even than i went like a month w/e doing it before hand...*pats his back* Don't worry about it, and thanks.
Quote:SWEET MASTURBATION- A thread about sweet- SWEET self abusive masturbation!! Congratulations Mistress Zephyr! You don't have to finger anymore- I shall finger you for you!!!Thanks, but you really have no idea how a girl masturbates, do you? Hell, you were too late for my explanation.
Quote:I cant help but read that and think "Mmmm... Yummy"Eh..... :oops:
Quote:Actually, I read that one guy's blood vessels exploded in his genital due to stress when he had sex with his girl friend. He died from loss of blood with huge pains.You now know the fate of the first guy who'll do it with me.