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Let's start with some explanation (from an old post):
WiseScale: number of times one masturbates a day (24 hours)
ZephScale:number of times one masturbates during a waking day (14-16 hours)
I was winning (of course with an unfair advantage cuz I'm a woman) in my scale, but I had a tie in the WiseScale. However....
The other day I watched the Gallantmon/Beelzemon fight at Youtube and when I came home I re-read back some incomplete yaoi fic I wrote about them. I started completing it, but I got so fucking horny I practically masturbated every two sentences. I lost count of how many times I did it, but I esteem it must have been around 10 times, counting once I did this morning. And I stopped cuz I'm exhausted, not because I'm sated. If I could, I want more!

And if you ask, no, I didn't take any cold showers. Should I?

I think I'll say what most guys will say. Wow. Either that or something dirty.
And no, you don't need to. That's a very healthy libedo. Glad it made you better then you were a day or two before.

Thank you. And you're breathing in relief thanks to it, too.

Yeah. You were really angry then.

O_O;;

Wow! That's pretty impressive. I think the best I've ever managed on the Zeph scale is 6.

I knew people would say something like that. That's a very wow thing to hear.

Well, if you wanted to impress me, you did it already. Hee hee.

Okay, I'm impressed. I bow to your superior libido. Somewhere along the line though (probably pretty far down the line), I hope to have a honeymoon, and I plan on making up for lost time. Even past my prime, I will break my solo record.

Nothing has ever gotten me that turned on for a 10-score on the ZephScale.

I give my congratulations, just, please, don't shake my hand.

Wisemon Wrote:Somewhere along the line though (probably pretty far down the line), I hope to have a honeymoon, and I plan on making up for lost time. Even past my prime, I will break my solo record.

With as much you have repressed, I'm sure the female with you will be happy. Just like the MalE who would be with zeph would be happy.