10-27-2006, 09:04 AM
Oh, it was always fun to hear in my high school that Jenny said Tom is making moves on Katie who's going out with Jim who's really in love with Mary who's a lesbian and fucked Clarissa....SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID SHALLOW BITCH.
I once passed a note 'down the line' to one of the girls in my class; naturally she asumed I was asking her out. So she gets this smug-ass look on her face like 'nuh-uh, hoe', when she opens the note and finds out what's really written on it. The words 'Shut your giant fucking mouth' in really fancy, calligraphic text, with an illustration of me taking a heavy-duty clamp and keeping it shut. She was quiet after that.
Speaking of school, has anyone else ever gone into berserker mode? I almost never get truly angry, but when I do, oh, you better watch your ass. I've only done this once....
I'm walking down the hallway to my next class when 3 guys come along and knock my books out of my hand. I'm a very calm and patient person, so I simply pick up my books, call them assholes and go on my way. But this didn't seem to be enough for them. One of them pushes me against a locker, and my books are knocked out of my hands AGAIN.
After that, the only thing I remember is 'waking up' from this trance I was in, and I was being restrained by about 3 teachers and 4 students. 2 of the guys were on the floor, one unconscious, and the other had fled. When I asked later about it, people told me that I went all pale, my pupils dilated and that I proceeded to silently beat the SHIT out of them (telltale signs of medical rage). Needless to say, I wasn't bothered by anybody anymore. On the other side, I was suspended for a week. That was fun to explain to my parents.
I once passed a note 'down the line' to one of the girls in my class; naturally she asumed I was asking her out. So she gets this smug-ass look on her face like 'nuh-uh, hoe', when she opens the note and finds out what's really written on it. The words 'Shut your giant fucking mouth' in really fancy, calligraphic text, with an illustration of me taking a heavy-duty clamp and keeping it shut. She was quiet after that.
Speaking of school, has anyone else ever gone into berserker mode? I almost never get truly angry, but when I do, oh, you better watch your ass. I've only done this once....
I'm walking down the hallway to my next class when 3 guys come along and knock my books out of my hand. I'm a very calm and patient person, so I simply pick up my books, call them assholes and go on my way. But this didn't seem to be enough for them. One of them pushes me against a locker, and my books are knocked out of my hands AGAIN.
After that, the only thing I remember is 'waking up' from this trance I was in, and I was being restrained by about 3 teachers and 4 students. 2 of the guys were on the floor, one unconscious, and the other had fled. When I asked later about it, people told me that I went all pale, my pupils dilated and that I proceeded to silently beat the SHIT out of them (telltale signs of medical rage). Needless to say, I wasn't bothered by anybody anymore. On the other side, I was suspended for a week. That was fun to explain to my parents.