Weird dreams

[MISTER BIG T]

I promised to tell you about my most weirdest dream ever so here it comes!


The dream starts with Donald Duck chained to a wall from his hands. He struggles and tries to escape as Mickey Mouse walks in, wearing a skull mask and chainsaw. He amputates and decapitates Donald. Then they explode.

Cue to some beach, most of the Disney crew is there. The three kids of Donald laugh at how Scrooge likes to watch little girls poop. This angers him and he chases them. Just then, Goofy transforms into a HUGE battle cruiser and shoots everyone to death; before he explodes.

Now, the dream changes totally. It's like I'm some cameraman and this guy's holding a mic and says how he and his crew arrived here to find out about these mysterious deaths of cartoon characters.

We enter a bar and the guy says "I think he's guilty" as he refences to some man with tons of neon light arrows pointing at him, which all read "Guilty".

Just then, the guy turns pale and looks right and goes "Oh no, that couldn't be... Follow me quick" and we walk towards these two swing doors when suddenly, the guy falls down "It's Buffalo Bill..." he murmurs before someone knocks me over and the "camera" gives a quick glance of a hunchback buffalo with an eyepatch.

When the people woke up, they found themselves in the "Final Destination" in Super Smash Brothers Melee along with virtually every cartoon character EVER made. Anyway, Buffalo Bill makes some speech I can't remember and then starts cutting and butchering the cartoon characters.

But after he has stabbed Bart Simpson and killed his family, Bart with tears flowing from his eyes screams and headbutts Bill which makes him fall off the platform to his death.

Many years later, it's Bart who looks now just like gramps and he's telling the story to his family. "And then the kid went home alone" he says and then cries and hugs baby. He then tosses the baby into air who explodes.


I wake up.