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We all see weird dreams sometimes! But I see weird times all the time!!! Don't believe me? Let me tell of some!

- I once saw a dream where my scary ex raped me and climbed into an oven and then my best friend ran to sight wearing hockey outfit. Then everything exploded and I woke up. This happened while we were still together.

- After starting to write on "I shall fuck your corpse tonight" I saw a nightmare where I was murdered and castrated by my friends after I had made fun of some movie on my site and I became a ghost with super powers.

- I have gotten simillar super powers very many times in my dreams, by many VERY weird ways. The castration murder is one of the most normal ones. Me diving into swimming pool full of stomach acid and saving a talking floating head named George from there isn't.

- I once saw dream where my turtles eyes popped out of their sockets and they jumped out from random toilet bowl they had been in at and I was wearing clown costume and juggling eyeballs for some reason. Then I stopped and held them while they bled on my costume, painting it bloody red and I cried and ate them.

- I sometimes see dreams from future. I mean, word to word, place to place, EXACTLY like I dreamt. These dreams are totally random and never of anything important though, so it doesn't bother me. I realized this first time, when I was a little kid and went like "Hey, I saw a dream that I'd see this movie!"

My parents didn't believe me and just said I had read that the movie was going to come from paper or heard of it.... But I hadn't.

- Most of my wet dreams (Which I get rarely nowadays) involve vampires, car driving around, and luxury hotel rooms. Oh and no nudity nor sex.

- Week or so ago, I saw a dream of this magical bed. It had two sides, one of which was good and other was bad. It also made the people into *drum rolls* SHEET ZOMBIES!!!

Seriously.

- I saw dream of some immortal killing other "immortals". Kind of like highlander expect more awesome because he wore clown costume and killed one of them by eating him out alive with dull fork. I think he died when two immortals split his skull in half and tore off all the contents inside.

- One time, I saw dream that was sort of like Creepshow 2 and from that deadly weed story in it. Expect it turned out no one had died in the end and they were now just lacking skin and had super powers. It also had some random minotaur but I can't remember much what he did. I think he had machette or something.

- When I was a kid, I once dreamed of Ducktales crew driving around in the purple low rider of Wario in a random wind tunnel from Turok 2, when suddenly one of those spiders from Ocarina of Time that gave you token when you killed them descended into middle of them. Then they all exploded.

- When I was a child, like 3, I saw a dream where Bride of Frankenstein suddenly went "RAAR!" resulting in me pressing "quit" button and that brought Pennywise the Clown holding this shiny bag who said "So you want to escape into the bag huh? But the hardest battle still waits you. Go to the next level, once you're ready" Which is sort of weird because I had not seen either of the films and I had not even heard of video games at this age.


I'll post my funniest and most messed up story later when I wake up or am unlazy. I'll also tell of a recent farm dream I had, which involved me getting shot into stomach and naked old people!!!

Hmm I have had some wierd dreams in my day... speaking of which I had one last night... and the night before... and so many more!

Last Night:

I had a dream where I was in a car and I stopped on a residential road and glanced to my right and saw something unusual. There was a 6 foot tall doberman in a mail man uniform. The uniform was tight and the shorts were too.. and really short. Anyway, his face was in a snarl and for some reason I pulled out my cock and started flailing it around at him. He stops being all mean and walks over and gets in the passenger side door and says ," what did you do that for" and I got embarassed and said that I didn't know why. He took off his shirt and said ," Is it because of my nice arms * flexes arms*" and I was like.. umm maybe. And then he pointed at his abs and pecs and said," Is this why" and I said that I didn't know. He took off his pants to reveal a huge doggy boner and he said," Is THIS why?" And I said, HELL YEAH!. Then we proceeded to make lots of lusty YAOI sex... don't ask how that dream came about.

Night before Last-

This one was wierd but not in the YAOI way. In this one I was in a mental health facility for mentally disturbed lillte children. I was continually being followed by a little girl in a mechanical whell chair and then she slowly started gaining on me. Then she rolled over me and ate my eyes and face.. very bloody...

I had a ton more besides this but I will look on my compy for my dream journal.

I have a wierd one to share...

I was sitting on a tiny sandy island surrounded by magma (WTF?). I felt something staring at me from behind and I turned round... no one there (gee... isn't that origional?). Then the magma dissolves and I am now standing on top of a wierd mountain that had snow at the bottom instead of the top and I can see a city. I fall off the edge and slam into the ground (OMFG, that was scary!) between two towers. I look up and one of them falls down on me. Then I wake up, look out my window and a german blows my head off with a shotgun. Then I wake up properly.

Please note: this was just 1h 32min before 9/11 (connection?).

Thats a little odd.. but I wouldn't doubt a connection. I had one connected to september 11th but I don't want to type it all...

A long one, eh? I've had my fair share of those. Once; I had one that seemed to last days!

heh, connections to 9/11? well don't ask me about that...oh well I'll say it was a repeating dream for about a week or so to the hour before I woke up at 6 in the morning or so when they actually fell.

*ahem*
in a office trying to get anyones attention but everyone kept on passing me by. then I seen one of the planes heading towards the building A I think...I screamed for everyone to get out, but no one paid attention to me untill it was twenty feet away. once impacted I was in building B and was at the same time when the plane hit on the clock and real life.

strange thing is that every time I looked at the celander it always went from 11 and counted downwards to the day and exact time they hit.

weird eh?
oh and other stuff as well but details...

I once had a dream where I was just standing in a dark room, nothing happened and I even remember shouting something like, "If this is a dream I'd like to wake up now."

I had several wet dreams involving me being burried alive- and I still actually do!

Slashmon: Admit it.

Shadow: No.

Slashmon: It happened.

Shadow: NO IT DIDN'T!

Slashmon: Changing the post won't change the fact.

Aw- thanks! And I missed your badass-hardcore posts a lot!