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#41
07-26-2007, 01:32 AM
UnknownH Wrote:Ok that may be the worst. It makes little sense. And may just confuse the person.

YES!! And once they're confused, either dart him/her or drug his/her drink! FREE NECRO-ESQUE SEX!!
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07-26-2007, 09:27 AM
....Riiiiiight...


How about, we make him switch to decaf now.. PLease?


Another somewhat funny line I heard...


"I have a bet with my friend that you would look better naked, would you please help us figure out who won?"
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07-26-2007, 02:51 PM
Wisemon Wrote:Come to think of it, if I had a pickup line, it probably would've worked.
Yes but that wouldn't be you.

Loki The Trickster Wrote:YES!! And once they're confused, either dart him/her or drug his/her drink! FREE NECRO-ESQUE SEX!!
That's pretty horrible. But you're a very weird person. Very weird.
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#44
07-27-2007, 05:57 AM
No I'm not, I'm just another extremely desperate and conniving super virgin with issues!
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07-27-2007, 02:24 PM
Oh just take it like a normal person. Maybe get a lot of alcohol and a female.
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07-27-2007, 06:49 PM
Shadow: I call it the scar I got in my chest from being stabbed by a crazy mugger while protecting an elderly man.

Slashmon: You got that scar when you fell out of a tree and got cut by a branch.

Shadow: The girls don't know that.
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#47
07-28-2007, 12:59 AM
But getting them drunk is hard! Some/most of them don't even drink alcohol!
Drugging or darting her without any witnesses is a lot more challenging and fun!
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07-28-2007, 08:27 AM
If you are old enough to get into the bar to use these lines, you would know that there are a lot of women there that love to get drunk, and are easy whether they are drunk or not.. This would be why I don't go to bars.
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07-28-2007, 08:45 AM
But I'm just a nymphomaniacal kid! Pubs in Ireland will let anyone in! DRUNKARD WOMEN = UGLY.
I'm desperate, not hopeless.
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07-28-2007, 08:47 AM
The bars around here have some good looking women, but, that is part of the problem for me. Most of them don't understand the concept of "Look, but don't touch"
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