well what is your best pick-up line off the top of my head
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I've always favored "Are you a parking ticket because you've got Fine written all over you"
But I also think that pick up lines are the lowest form of communication, and though a decent comedic ice breaker, anyone that seriously uses one to get a girl needs a kick in the junk.
i've never actually used one i was just bored
this is funny though
Coffee? Tea? Me?
*in Cuban accent* 'Ey Puta! Want to come to my place for an ice cream?
Especially effective if you've disguised yourself as Fidel Castro.
Seriously though, I never use any lines. They'd end coming off like this anyhow;
You like horror? Cool, I'm making this horror game...The main heroine is amputee with one eye who's continously raped and tortured and sh- Where are you going?
"That dress looks good on you, it'd look better on my floor" - Classic
"If you were a slut, I'd fuck you."
Loki The Trickster Wrote:"If you were a slut, I'd fuck you."
You'd ensure yourself slapped with that one.
A newish one
"Want to come home and play with my Wii?"
"Are you from heaven? Cause I've got an erection."
"Did you know I am an excelent cook? My specialty is breakfast in bed."
"Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get."
" I only have three months to live. So is it your place or mine?"
Those are all well and good, but I've got the best pickup line ever.
"If I ever get drunk and give you my number, be a dear and make sure it isn't my brother's."