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I'd use my gift to better benefit mankind.... Okay screw that, what's mankind ever done for me? I'd run around a kindergarten school talking to random kids making them think they're crazy.
Little Johnny: Teacher, Shadow says you have a hot rack.
Teacher: WHAT!! Little Johnny I will not tolerate such language.
Little Johnny: But Shadow,
Teacher: THERE IS NO SHADOW! HE IS ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!
Invisible Shadow: Tell her she has a big ass.
Little Johnny: Teacher, Shadow says,
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Only very minor acts. Since anything with females might be considered crime. And shadow has the right idea. Being a jerk. Which is something we'd all do once.
I would probably wear one of those mascot costumes without the head.
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I'd just do it to avoid some people and observe some others
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Hide in the men's bathroom and as they go pee yank their pants down as they pee and say "Welcome to Candid Videos"
HAHAHAHA!! That's a good one!