I bought a new Abbot and Costello DVD today and one of the features on it is "Abbot and Costello meet the Invisible Man." Well, to me, that one is one of their funniest features I've seen. for obvious reasons. And it made me wonder just how much fun an invisible man could have.
If I was invisible, I'd go around making people start fights. Say stuff, hit them, kick them, then stand back and watch as they went at each other. I'd grab people and carry them around, make it look like they were floating. Might grab a car, drive over the speed limit, then scare the cop that pulls me over. And that's only for starters.
What would you guys do if you were invisible? And please, I only want funny stuff, so if your plans include...criminal actions, don't put them up, please.
I'd sneak around behind people and knock them down, then run away giggling like a little girl.
OH oh!! I would drive my car extrememly fast and get pulled over the cop gets out and looks into the car and see that no one is there.
Can I turn into the invisible man whenever I want. If so I would go around making people think they were crazy by talking to them and when they looked away disapear. Then they would question if they were talking to someone before.
if I were invisable?
*thinks it over for a bit*
trip people, wisper to them making them go crazy, turn on elctronics, turn off electronics, make people think their houses are haunted by throwing random things or moving things, mess around with the computer that someone is working on to freak the living hell out of them...
I'll get back to it when I think of anything else...
I don't advise making people start fights. The world's bad enough as it is. Well, we are a tad overpopulated- I changed my mind. Go ahead.
It would be hilarious to touch women while invisible. Especially in bath houses. And such sweet fun when I kill random people, leaving a string of mysterious homicides that will go on for years. I'll be a legend.
For me, I would probably terrorize people in a house so they think it is haunted, or in Wal- Mart or soemthing. Then for a little added excitement I would camp out in the locker room showers for some leverage on my colleagues. I want to be Invisible!!!
I'd mess with wrestlers when they're wrestling.
I'd follow girls to their houses and seduce them when they are alone only with caresses and voice, then get laid with them as the 'Ghost'.
Hide in bathroom stalls of the girls bathroom with a clear plastic dildo and when they sit down to go pee ya stick it in and rapidly start pushing in and out making them orgasm ^.^ See how fast you can do it and try to beat your times...ready....set....GO!!!