The real meanings

[Jack_Pholph]

Okay so post the "real" forms of the mottos of stuff like...
If oreos are milks favorite cookie, then milk can keep them.

That kind of stuff.

[Ryan]

If sleeping pills where really meant to put people to sleep, then why do they only put themselves to sleep?

Stupid placebos.

[fred_18_2008]

buying gas at the gas station: 40$
buying minutes for your phone: 30$
buying DVDs, CDs, a computer set, internet for said computer set: $1,600
calling your friends, family, and everyone else before forgetting to call your banker: $10.99
getting to the bank and finding out your bank account is overdrawed: priceless

this is the truth once you get your first credit card, for everything else there's more money to pay.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

If i have to crack some skulls then i actually won't. It's not in my job description and the pay is hardly worth the energy i put in...i demand a pay rise or some fucking perks!