Okay so post the "real" forms of the mottos of stuff like...
If oreos are milks favorite cookie, then milk can keep them.
That kind of stuff.
If sleeping pills where really meant to put people to sleep, then why do they only put themselves to sleep?
Stupid placebos.
buying gas at the gas station: 40$
buying minutes for your phone: 30$
buying DVDs, CDs, a computer set, internet for said computer set: $1,600
calling your friends, family, and everyone else before forgetting to call your banker: $10.99
getting to the bank and finding out your bank account is overdrawed: priceless
this is the truth once you get your first credit card, for everything else there's more money to pay.
If i have to crack some skulls then i actually won't. It's not in my job description and the pay is hardly worth the energy i put in...i demand a pay rise or some fucking perks!