I found this site that has 2 MSN messengers, an AIM and Yahoo messenger in it. if you want to check it out, go to www.e-messenger.net

the top messenger is the newer versions (without the flashy emotes I think) it will take some time to get used to it, but it's perty coolio!<--I don't say that too often...

Alright this is about no one here, unless he posts here which I highly doubt, but some guy just flamed me on another board I post on. In a nuclear(sp) war topic he seemed to take a know it all stance. And after I flamed him I got reported and now I'm betting most people their now hate me.
Also after a heavy return flame his closeing point, and I quote:
"Your name is Gundam Pilot, enough said." close quote.
Now if anyone here dose post on the site mentioned then you know who this is.
I dono where else to blow off some steam but here. So please, if anyone knows anyway to help with this tell me please, or I might take it out on you guys and I really don't want to do.
He also compared me to Bush and called me a hippie child.

(Gunter: one, two, three- HIT!)

Happy Birthday to you-
We all love really love you-

(Velmont: Is this really neccesary?)
(Gunter: SHUT UP AND SING!)
(Velmont: But-)
(Blitz: Do as he says- he Might Jump out the window.)
(Blue: Brrrr- SING!)
[/i]

From The VanCrimsons and Blue-

(Gunter: All together Now!)

[/i]Happy birthday- Lonelygabu.[/i]

(US: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LONELYGABU!!!)

An email transaction between me and a professor. I wrote the first one at 2:00 A.M. The professor is a 28 year old PhD student. Note how her signing address changes when she realizes that she might be being undermined.


Tonya,
> >
> > I just got to page 100 of The French Lieutenant's Woman; I think
> that I
> > have gone through enough of it to give it a fair review. I
> disagree with
> > the Cosmopolitan's "Impossible to put down" comment. I can put
> this book
> > down right now:
> >
> > For all of Fowles' talk about the charm of his characters, none
> of his
> > characters are sympathetic. None of his longwinded scenery
> descriptions are
> > all that interesting or relevant. He talks of sciences that are
> not really
> > sciences. His excessive use of dashes is an insult to writers
> who use them
> > appropriately. Every time I think this hack of an author cannot
> get more
> > pompous, he throws in another French phrase or a badly guised
> clich

The success that my other poem had made me work even harder for you!. And please, vote again in my poll. Enjoy!

Visiting the Rural Society

Visiting the Rural Society
I know I'll never see again
Cows on a spree in a Jaguar
Cause you'll take their place

I like to kiss you
Despite the shit scent
In the horses stand
I gave you a lottery ticket
And told you that in the 'Cap' stand
A female would give you a cookie
So I met you again
Trying some pate

Visiting the Rural Society
They gave me a cap
That protected me from heat stroke
And had an insecticide badge

I saw you sitting on a pipe
You tripped on a bull turd
And fell in front of my flip flops
Hot dog, hot dog!

I am looking for a female cunterpart to partake in helping me make whats called a chat room lemon, must be a fast learner, willing to play any part and willing to cyber, this is not for a sick fantasy or joke, this is the real deal and it will be the first ever, this will make DaD history.... Please message in this thread if interested.

Did they go to GT Members only?? my username and pass isn't accepted any longer.

Ok i started this fourm because i want to know about things ppl have seen that are so reatard that Carlos Mencia had to make a word or 3 to descibe it....."DEE DEEDEE!!!"

so the rules:

1) the Story has to be about people that arent really Retard.Just youself or a Random Person.

2)nothing like "this guy jumps out of a 9 story window be cuz he got fired"...thats just cruel...

3)dont start fights here...Takeit Outside if anything starts.


now let it begin.

Yes, I know this might be a weird post, but name the weirdest and/or funniest inside joke ever...it can be one or as many as you want!!! I'll start...

1) My nickname is 'Shelfie' (given to me by rorancrystalwolf)...let's just put it this way...you can use my chest as a shelf...everyone jokes about it and he also says that i stuff...with rice!!...not going any further!!

2) My favorite uncle and I have this joke where we call each other 'HEMI'...if you ever saw that commercial with that dad showing his son the new truck he has, he says to his son 'can u say hemi?' and the kid says it in this funny little kid voice and my uncle coulnd't stop saying that...hence the whole joke

3) Orgasm competition- A small group of my friends and I had an orgasm competition to see who could have the best fake orgasm and people always looked at us like we were crazy...well...WE ARE!!!

That's all I can think of...if any of my friends think of anything else then I'll post...cya all laterzz!!

Well hello everybody!
I am NERVOUS AS HELL right now. I have an interview for a job this coming saturday ( 8th) and I am nervous as all hell. This would be my second job, first for a large company and the interview will be hell. I am being interviewed to work at a McDonald.. not a big deal for you. This job means alot right now because I will be getting a car soon. Right after my interview I have a "preformance" if you will at a comedy club to read my poetry on a weekly basis ( possibly get paid too) and that doesn't really comfort me right now. Eeeep! Grr I don;t even know what piece of poetry to read! * shuffles through some papers* wow so much to do so little time :shock: Sure I probably won't get the poetry thing but the interview thing I have a shot at! Well that is if they don't call me a freak and order me out again