Less then the amount of pain Chuck Norris will bestow upon you
Uh...the answer is the signing of the Magna Carta!
How come vultures eat dead things?
Because living things have too much life in them
Where is my car?
half buried in my garden. I'll see you in court.
How much would i charge for compensation?
Negative five cents
Are you my friend?????
I don't know. Do I know you?
Have you gotten rich yet?
Yes, but only in imaginary money
Can I join the Justice League?
As soon as you fill out this stack of applications and pass the hands-on exam, then sure why not?
Do you feel like a pickle right now?