...they know why.
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
To protect their heads of course!
Why do cats eat both fish and mice?
Because Turtles give them horrible gas.
Why is there a laser dot on your forehead?
Well I was aiming for your eye, but you keep moving.
Why are fan boys so fanatical?
Because if they weren't, that would be a paradox.
Why don't I have any fangirls?
Because you aren't at that level yet.
O Rly?(hey, it IS a question!)
YES RLY!
What would you do if you could become invisible?
Spraypaint my dick and run around screaming 'I AM THE PHANTOM PENIS'
Why does my parrot give no milk?
Because its from Canada. It only gives soda
What is the difference between you, me, they, and them?
Spelling and definitions. HAH!
Why does my best friend live in a plastic sealed bubble, playing xbox with one white blood cell fighting like he's in the Alamo?