Cos I is sick.
Why is I sick?
Because...you can't touch this.
How can we make Ghostiemon better?
With bionic implants, plasmids, dragon balls, spartan engineering, trasnforming robots and everything else.
Why don't I have these?
Because I have them
What is this?
Madness
Why can't I be awesome?
Because you're already epic.
Who am I?
somefur. I dunno.
why ask stupid/weird/dumb/strange questions anyways?
Us
What are you going here? Not you! You! No, you! Yes! Yes you! What are you doing here, you?
I could ask you the same thing, but i'd die of asthixiation.
Who sticks melons up dinosaur's butts?
The Anti-Dino Pro-Melon Squad
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?