07-19-2007, 01:20 AM
"Excuse me- I've lost my virginity, may I have yours?"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
what is your best pick-up lines
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07-19-2007, 01:20 AM
"Excuse me- I've lost my virginity, may I have yours?"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
07-19-2007, 06:59 AM
Dark Leomon Wrote:I've heard some pretty bad ones. Never bothered using them though. Whether I wanted it or not, I ended up with a bit of a harem in school..With you ti wouldn't be a harem, you'd just be they're gay friend. And of course if you want ot use the one I listed you have to put your name in there.
07-19-2007, 09:31 AM
Quote:"Excuse me- I've lost my virginity, may I have yours?"A girl almost tried that one on me, just in more subtle girl language. "I looked up and saw you; I know that you saw me. We froze but for a moment In empathy."-Rise Against
07-19-2007, 10:08 AM
UnknownH Wrote:Dark Leomon Wrote:I've heard some pretty bad ones. Never bothered using them though. Whether I wanted it or not, I ended up with a bit of a harem in school..With you ti wouldn't be a harem, you'd just be they're gay friend. I didn't even think I was Bi back then Unknown. Now I would just be the gay friend, but then it was something else entirely.
07-20-2007, 07:14 PM
UnknownH Wrote:You know T, I almost wonder how you get any at. (No offense.)I'm fun to hang with, good listener, so-so looking, and I've got big penis.
07-21-2007, 08:43 AM
Modest? Sure.
Wisemon Wrote:A girl almost tried that one on me, just in more subtle girl language.On any other guy, that might have worked. We just need to find a girl who matches you. Dark Leomon Wrote:I didn't even think I was Bi back then Unknown.Yeah but I was just joking.
07-21-2007, 11:20 AM
I like mine better :D
" Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants" "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" closer together" The best one in the world: " I like your shoes... LETS F*CK!"
07-22-2007, 02:11 AM
heh that made me smirk.
Hold on, (make an obvious motion like someone is hurt and you are clearing the area.) Step away from the angel. <3 Only once in a lifetime can you see something this beautiful. I know a bunch of others... But I use none ;O
07-22-2007, 11:52 AM
"So, you doing anythign tonight?" <--- Idiot at a basketball game walked up to me at random and said this..
"Nice dress, but I think I would look better on you." Moron at a school dance... "Nice tits, mind if I taste them?" another moron at a dance.... |
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