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what is your best pick-up lines
#1
well what is your best pick-up line off the top of my head

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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#2
I've always favored "Are you a parking ticket because you've got Fine written all over you"

But I also think that pick up lines are the lowest form of communication, and though a decent comedic ice breaker, anyone that seriously uses one to get a girl needs a kick in the junk.
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#3
i've never actually used one i was just bored

this is funny though

Coffee? Tea? Me?
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Gabumon Loverz
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#4
*in Cuban accent* 'Ey Puta! Want to come to my place for an ice cream?

Especially effective if you've disguised yourself as Fidel Castro.

Seriously though, I never use any lines. They'd end coming off like this anyhow;

You like horror? Cool, I'm making this horror game...The main heroine is amputee with one eye who's continously raped and tortured and sh- Where are you going?
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Lord Patamon Wrote:King of sadism alright, that's a perfect title for you
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#5
"That dress looks good on you, it'd look better on my floor" - Classic
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#6
"If you were a slut, I'd fuck you."
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Creative Minds
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Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
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The Sabre Clan
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#7
Loki The Trickster Wrote:"If you were a slut, I'd fuck you."

You'd ensure yourself slapped with that one. lol

A newish one

"Want to come home and play with my Wii?"
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#8
"Are you from heaven? Cause I've got an erection."

"Did you know I am an excelent cook? My specialty is breakfast in bed."

"Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get."

" I only have three months to live. So is it your place or mine?"
The OCA
Gabumon Loverz
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#9
Those are all well and good, but I've got the best pickup line ever.
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"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against
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#10
"If I ever get drunk and give you my number, be a dear and make sure it isn't my brother's."
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Creative Minds
Gabumon Loverz
Lady Devimon's Minions
Renamon's Army
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The OCA
The Sabre Clan
Veemon's Followers
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