Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving

[Renamon_S3]

This isn't a joke, really don't ever say this to a cop:

Officer: Son, may we search your car?

Teen: No.

Officer: We now have probable cause, step out of the car.



What you should say is:

Officer: Son, may we search your car?

Teen: Do you have probable cause?

No matter what, if that is all you say, they can't continue. Not that I condone doing illegal stuff, but trust me...