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Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Sabre of Pain - 05-03-2007
what seems to be the officer problem?
heres another one
Cop: have you been drinking anything tonight?
You: why should you care
Cop: step out of the car please
You: no YOU step out of the car!
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Renamon_S3 - 05-04-2007
Officer: Son, your eyes look glazed... have you been drinking?
Guy: Officer, your eyes look glazed... have you been eating doughnuts?
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Kalyx - 05-04-2007
Officer: "Let me see your license & registration, please."
Man: Tosses his wallet to the cop, "Here ya go ocifer, It's in there somewhere...*hic*...I think"
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - UnknownH - 05-04-2007
I knew that joke would be here. I just needed to remember it.
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Erethzium - 05-04-2007
Cop: step out of the car please.
You: can you stop the car please? i'd like to get off...*rolls head and falls over*
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - rorancrystalwolf - 05-04-2007
Cop: Have you been drinking tonight?
Guy: Why is there blood in my alcohol level?
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Cop: Good evening sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
Guy: I may be speeding * hic* but you are hot.
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Asesino - 05-04-2007
"I swear to drunk I'm not god."
"You can search the car, just don't check the glovebox."
"Yeah, I'll get you my license. Hold my beer."
"Want a drink? I got a 6-pack in the backseat."
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - TheGayGabuLover - 05-04-2007
Officer: will you step outta the car please!
Woman: Why office you have beautiful eyes ,you know?
Officer:You think..."blushes" ok i'll let you go with a warning this time but watch yourself next time
Man (in passanger seat) : I cant believe you got away with that
-Switch the around-
Officer: Will you step outta the car please
Man: You have beautiful eyes, you know?
Officer: Uh-huh, License and registration, please...By the way how drunk are you, or are you just gay!?
Women (in passanger seat): "Laughs"
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Master Grim - 05-06-2007
Officer - Have you been drinking?
Guy - Why, yes sir, I have.
Officer - Can you get out of the car please?
Guy - Sure. *opens the car door and spots Officer's handcuffs* Oooo, shiny... *oogles them*
Officer - ... *sweat drop*
RE: Worst things to say to a cop when drunk driving - Gol22 - 05-07-2007
Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
Guy: Yeah, i have ,here. *hands half empty beer can* You can keep that one, I have another 5 right here *holds 5/6 pack of beer cans and drives off*